~everyone has logged on~

DanchenMachine: what's up everyone?

Kkaebsong: making out with Chanyeol

GoodGoodz: then how are you messaging the chat if you're making out with Chanyeol?

Kkaebsong: we take breaks.

HappyVriusChanyeol: I don't see why.

Kkaebsong: because I'm not a perv and don't want to go straight into doing it.

HappyVriusChanyeol: what?

Kkaebsong: you know what I mean!

YehetOhorat: I know what you mean and I'm disturbed.

Kkaebsong: I never asked, did I Seahoon?

YehetOhorat: what?

Kkaebsong: your seahoon converse are rad. 😎💯

YehetOhorat: I don't know what you're talking about.

Layschips: I don't either...

Kkaebsong: Chanyeol and I are going to log off and do it.

RichMommaSuho: we didn't need to know Baekhyun.

HappyVriusChanyeol: why'd you have to tell them!? 😧

DanchenMachine: but we all just logged on.

Kkaebsong: well now we're busy.

ILikeSteak: its like you logged on just to tell us you and Chanyeol are going to do it.

Kkaebsong: what, you jealous because you're the only single one in the group now!? 😝

ILikeSteak: no

Kkaebsong: then don't hate, hater 🚫

Kkaebsong: 🚫stop the hate🚫

ChickenLuver: all Kyungsoo ever does is hate though...

DanchenMachine: woe, did Kai say something right for once?

ChickenLuver: for once!?

Laychips: Chen...we don't need more drama and you're bringing it.

GoodGoodz: why is Baekhyun telling everyone to stop the hate when he's the one who creates it?

Kkaebsong: why are you being so negative towards me, Luhan!?

HappyVriusChanyeol: don't get him mad, he won't be in the mood anymore if he's mad

GoodGoodz: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) get u in the mood

RichMommaSuho: oh gosh Luhan

PandaCrownz: stfu Luhan

Baozibuns: please don't swear at Luhan, Tao

DragonOppa: he's just in an upset mood

Kkaebsong: I wonder who put him in that mood.

DragonOppa: arent you suppose to be doing it with Chanyeol right now Baekhyun? Why are you still here?

Kkaebsong: because I want to be.

HappyVirusChanyeol: come on Baekhyun, let's just leave.

Kkaebsong: I know you're horny right now Chanyeol but can you wait for like, a second?

HappyVirusChanyeol: ...

ChickenLuver: wow

RichMommaSuho: we still don't need to know you two are going to do it...

Kkaebsong: well we're announcing it

YehetOhorat: then I'll keep announcing Suho is going out with me

RichMommaSuho: no

YehetOhorat: you should be blessed to be dating someone as handsome as I am Suho, you're a lucky person. You know how many people want to date me because of these stunning looks but can't because I'm dating you?

RichMommaSuho: yeah, the small percentage.

PandaCrownz: same goes for you Yifan!

DragonOppa: huh, what?

PandaCrownz: I can easily get a new boyfriend with these good looks, so...so if you break up with me ...I wouldn't care!

DragonOppa: ಠ_ಠ

Baozibuns: u-uh...guys...let's all...be happy, okay?

PandaCrownz: how can I be happy in times like these hyung!? You don't know how it feels like to have your heart broken because Luhan loves you!

Baozibuns: ....

DragonOppa: Tao, I love you too.

PandaCrownz: then you wouldn't have said you were considering on breaking up with me.

RichMommaSuho: you two should discuss things in a private chat...you know, to clear things up.

PandaCrownz: I already know what Yifan wants. What's the point of having a private chat with him.

Layschips: to clear things up.

Kkaebsong: at least we know which couple in this group is the most dramatic

PandaCrownz: Yah!

Baozibuns: please you guys...

ILikeSteak: fight, fight, fight

ChickenLuver: don't encourage it Kyungsoo

ILikeSteak: if I don't encourage it, who will?

ChickenLuver: no one because we don't want to see a fight go down!

HappyVriusChanyeol: are we done our break yet Baekhyun?

Kkaebsong: fine, jeez you're impatient

HappyVirusChanyeol: ...

~Kkaebsong has logged off~

~HappyVirusChanyeol has logged off~

ILikeSteak: good, they're off. So annoying.

RichMommaSuho: we know you don't like them Kyungsoo, but don't talk like that about them.

ILikeSteak: then I'll say it to their face.

DanchenMachine: not now, they're doing the deed right now.

ILikeSteak: obviously not now.

Baozibuns: should they be doing it this loud?

Layschips: its not like we can control what volume they do it in.

DanchenMachine: true

GoodGoodz: xiu I feel like we've been distant recently.

ChickenLuver: yeah hyung, you seem a bit upset lately.

YehetOhorat: ...

DanchenMachine: ...

Layschips: ...

RichMommaSuho: what, why're we all putting dots?

Baozibuns: oh I'm fine, I just have a bit of a headache which won't go away. It hurts though...

ChickenLuver: oh dang

Baozibuns: I might rest, I'll talk to you when I wake up Luge

~Baozibuns has logged off~

GoodGoodz: you guys should make him soup, he's always making soup for you guys when you aren't feeling well.

ILikeSteak: unless you want our dorm to go up into flames I don't think so.

GoodGoodz: then do something for him.

Layschips: ...we can't

GoodGoodz: why not?

Layschips: soup won't make him feel better

GoodGoodz: how do you know that? If he's hurting he should eat something warm.

Layschips: I just know.

GoodGoodz: so you're saying you know my boyfriend better then I do?

Layschips: I wasn't trying to say that

ChickenLuver: we need Xiumin here to tell us not to fight

DanchenMachine: or just to calm Luhan down

PandaCrownz: no ones going to listen to my problems with Yifan

DragonOppa: jeez Tao

PandaCrownz: don't 'jeez Tao' me Yifan.

RichMommaSuho: I told you guys to have a private chat

PandaCrownz: I don't want to talk to Yifan anymore

~PanaCrownz has logged off~

DragonOppa: I'll make sure to have a private chat with him.

~DragonOppa has logged off~

GoodGoodz: well I know for a fact I'll get angry with all of you if I continue being here.

GoodGoodz: like jeez...

~GoodGoodz has logged off~

ChickenLuver: why does Xiumin have to be sick and then all the drama goes down?

ILikeSteak: Its better that way.

ChickenLuver: no its not!

YehetOhorat: well this isn't good

DanchenMachine: no shit sherlock

RichMommaSuho: come on guys, let's not all be fighting each other

Layschips: its already happening.

ILikeSteak: once it starts there's no stopping it.

RichMommaSuho: don't fight with anyone Sehun

YehetOhorat: fine then...only for you baby

RichMommaSuho: please don't call me that

YehetOhorat: not around the others I won't baby (;

DanchenMachine: I just threw up in my mouth a bit

Layschips: ew

DanchenMachine: don't worry, I'll wash my mouth before coming to your room tonight Lay

RichMommaSuho: kissing should be the only thing you two will do

Layschips: ...

DanchenMachine: ...

~Layschips has logged off~

~DanchenMachine has logged off~

RichMommaSuho: I'm going to get something to eat

YehetOhorat: I'll come with you babe

RichMommaSuho: I said not to call me that Sehun!

YehetOhorat: no, you told me not to call you baby.

RichMommaSuho: both!

YehetOhorat: whatever, let's go.

RichMommaSuho: ugh...

~RichMommaSuho has logged off~

~YehetOhorat has logged off~

ILikeSteak: ...

ChickenLuver: come on Kyungsoo, let's log off...and you know...

ILikeSteak: everyone's in the dorm

ChickenLuver: its okay

~ChickenLuver has logged off~

ILikeSteak: ...

~ILikeSteak has logged off~