My squidbob book.
If you think this book is weird.
But you like it
(Everyone literally ever: "NO ONE DOES YOU FAT OLD SLUG--"
Me: *slaps hand against chest.* Grandma- ;^; )

Well enough of these barnacles
*laughs at own joke*
Hah, im dead inside

But that's okay because I'm hands down gorgeous and I get more ass than you do when you ride your donkey through your shrek-con.

...
Oh yeah

Comment what should be the next chapter.
Of squidbob--

Should spongebob be with his pimp biggie cheese or stay with squidward?