Sonicbronyuniversez: So, my first time reviewing the entirety of a show. I won't lie guys. This is one show I'll have trouble doing. Not because I'm doing all sixty something sets of episodes, I just haven't watched this one as much as the others I did. I barely knew about this show when I first heard about it and only watched a few episodes later on. At least thirty. So this is one show I'll be watching with a little hesitation, but nowhere near enough to make me not watch the show. I really loved this one, and wouldn't complain about watching it all again. Also, apologies for how long this took to make. After watching No Train, No Gain I decided to take a break from cartoon watching until summer began, in spite of my highly unpopular opinion on it, thinking it's one of the best episodes of the show, and then more hiatuses came up. But now, I'm finally back in action and it's time to talk about one of my favorite cartoons of all time. Let's begin! 

Home is Where the Bark Is

Rating: 10/10.

Words: This episode flexes on teens that ran away from home.

He Followed Me Home

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Lucky learned almost nothing, and it's great.

Love Em and Flea Em

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Incest, or totally fine because fuck society's expectations? You decide.

Howl Noon

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Cadpig; professional hypnotist.

Easy on the Lies

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Any reason ya couldn't just postpone the swimming session?

Two for the Show

Rating: 9/10.

Words: That's how you do face rubbing correctly people! Take notes!

An Officer and a Gentledog

Rating: 10/10.

Words: Take my slight lip quiver as a sign of approval.

Bad to the Bone

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Same as the last Rolly episode. Good, but nothing amazing.

Southern Fried Cruella

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Why does Cruella want the farm again?

Swine Song

Rating: 8/10.

Words: "But Lucky said-" I know. And I give zero shits.

Watch for Falling Idols

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Great stuff, but Patch's London Adventure was better.

The High Price of Fame

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Swamp Rat is not to be trusted.

The Great Cat Invasion

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Tri-pod is Pug's bitch, and it's great.

No Train, No Gain

Rating: 10/10.

Words:: Full of action and Lucky learns a valuable moral. Love!

Rolly's Egg-Celent Adventure

Rating: 7/10.

Words: How much for one of those dog skill chicks?

Wild Chick Chase

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Lecturing Spot for ignoring herself is...surprisingly smart.

The Dogs of De Vil

Rating: 8/10.

Words: I see divorce fanfics comin in.

Dog's Best Friend

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Would've been better if Blaze had more to him.

A Christmas Cruella

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Can I have Cruella's building for Christmas?

Out to Launch

Rating: 7/10.

Words: I think Lucky would be into Starfox.

Prophet and Loss

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Almost everyone is a moron, and it's great.

You Slipped a Disk

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Why was Lucky so surprised before seeing any gameplay?

Chow About That?

Rating: 8/10.

Words: I would've punched Ed if he dumped mud on me.

Tic Track Toe

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Lucky's a dude who takes risks.

Lucky All-Star

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Glad to see one of Lucky's rivals getting some development.

Shake, Rattle, and Woof

Rating: 10/10.

Words: Lucky would've gotten a tour if the show lasted longer.

Cadpig Behind Bars

Rating: 10/10.

Words: Cadpig, who gave you the right to be this awesome?

Leisure Lawsuit

Rating: 7/10.

Words: How to do The Savannah Summit, the good way.

Purred It Through the Grapevine

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Even teachers can forget their lessons. Unique moral, I say.

Our Own Digs

Rating: 4/10.

Words: I would've punched Pug's face for the crap he pulled.

Goose Pimples

Rating: 4/10.

Words: So Pug was...kinda right. At least no one died.

Two Faces of Anita

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Cruella will do anything to get what she desires.

The Fungus Among Us

Rating: 8/10.

Words: How'd they make an awesome half hour special about fungus?

Market Mayhem

Rating: 7/10.

Words: I wonder how Cruella got her car back.

Lucky to be Alone

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Did Lucky seriously cry? Fuck.

Four Stories Up

Rating: 10/10.

Words: I think Lucky's story was the best of the four.

It's a Swamp Thing

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Could've used a bit more action, but still quite fun.

Roll Out the Pork Barrel

Rating: 5/10.

Words: At least the ending was sweet.

Alive N Chicken

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Why couldn't Splashing and Splashing have been the banned episode?

Prima Doggy

Rating: 7/10.

Words: I'd give the first shot with Lucky an A+ instantly.

You Say It's Your Birthday

Rating: 10/10.

Words: The twist is intentionally obvious and it's fucking amazing.

Oozy Does It

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Ironic that Lucy's still a bitch after this episode.

Barnboozled

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Why wasn't this Cruella's FIRST backup scheme?

Citizen Canine

Rating: 7/10.

Words: That escalated quickly.

Full Metal Pullet

Rating: 9/10.

Words: The origin of the group has been revealed.

Dough the Right Thing

Rating: 10/10.

Rating: So Spot's the group's moral center. Good to know.

Frisky Business

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Lucky and his friends are criminals, and it's great.

Cadet of the Month

Rating: 8/10.

Words: First time Pug had a good reason to be pissed.

Valentine Daze

Rating: 4/10.

Words: Great first act and ending, the rest can fuck off.

Close But No Cigar

Rating: 7/10.

Words: I'm not really big on rollarcoasters anymore.

Invasion of the Doggy Snatchers

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Can that helium get me high?

Smoke Detectors

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Don't smoke until you're twenty one kids.

Lobster Tale

Rating: 3/10.

Words: Apparently Cadpig's oval shaped head fucked her brain up today.

Double Dog Dare

Rating: 7/10.

Words: How has Rolly's stomach not exploded yet?

Mooove It On Over

Rating: 4/10.

Words: Ummm...It was better than the Loud House version?

Shipwrecked

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Awesome episode, but the sailors should've been the ones overboard.

Mall Pups

Rating: 5/10.

Words: This didn't need to be thirty minutes to be honest.

Shrewzle Watch

Rating: 5/10.

Words: Was the costume turning brown night shading?

The Life You Save

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Dumpling's such an attention hog.

Spots and Shots

Rating: 2/10.

Words: Since when are puppies this mature about shots?

On the Lamb

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Lucky and Cadpig are just too awesome to stop loving.

Treasure of Swamp Island

Rating: 9/10.

Words: We return with...a stupidly pointless fight between morons.

Lord of the Termites

Rating: 6/10.

Words: A termite as the antagonist would've worked perfectly here.

Fountain of Youth

Rating: 8/10.

Words: (Laughs) They actually traded their fucking brother! (Laughs) That's priceless!

Walk a Mile in my Tracks

Rating: 5/10.

Words: This episode would've sucked without Cadpig.

Cruella World

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Discount Six Flags and, fuck continuity I guess.

Hail to the Chief

Rating: 6/10.

Words: I...can't say Lucky and Cadpig are out of character.

Food for Thought

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Rolly's a gluttonous moron, and it's great.

The Maltese Chicken

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Try, the lady tips scaled to the crack of justice.

Film Fatale

Rating: 7/10.

Words: In the park, huh? Like how I first saw Zootopia.

My Fair Chicken

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Self improvement is mandatory, but being yourself works fine too.

Snow Bounders

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Would've been longer if ya hadn't proven Pongo wrong Lucky.

Gnaw or Never

Rating: 10/10.

Words: A little tough love was all it took.

Poison Ivy

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Good stuff, but Ivy's super predictable.

Twelve Angry Pups

Rating: 8/10.

Words: If only they could've shown Pug getting beaten.

The Good-Bye Chick

Rating: 4/10.

Words: Hey! Stop using continuity as toilet paper!

Robo-Rolly

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Thank God the robot didn't make the farm despise Rolly.

Splishing and Splashing

Rating: 2/10.

Words: Was this set early in the Dearly's farm life?

Virtual Lucky

Rating: 10/10.

Words: Cruella could be friends with Lucky's group if she tried.

Cupid Pups

Rating: 6/10.

Words: At least I can call this Valentine's Day special good.

The Artist Formerly Known as Spot

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Pretty much the fate of everything ever.

The Nose Knows

Rating: 4/10.

Words: This could've worked if Pug didn't get away with everything.

K is for Kibble

Rating: 10/10.

Words: The Pullet Marlow concept would be a great movie series.

Humanitarian of the Year

Rating: 7/10.

Words: This brings back memories.

Beauty Pagent Pandemonium

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Amber's awesomely valid. Ivy's somewhat invalid.

Hog-Tied

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Dumpling's an annoying little shit, and it's great.

Coup DeVil

Rating: 6/10.

Words: Ivy is a pure sadist.

Every Little Crooked Nanny

Rating: 5/10.

Words: Eh. Cruella's done better.

Cone Head

Rating: 7/10.

Words: The irony that shallowness is in us all.

Channels

Rating: 7/10.

Words: The news reporter's an incompetent moron, and it's great.

Un-Lucky

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Spot described every edgy teenager perfectly.

The Making Of...

Rating: 10/10.

Words: And that's how disney's best comedy came to life.

Best of Show

Rating: 5/10.

Words: I bet Roger swore off screen.

Walk on the Wild Side

Rating: 9/10.

Words: For once Rolly was actually smart.

Horace and Jasper's Big Career Move

Rating: 5/10.

Words: Just wait until the next episode.

De Vil-Age Elder

Rating: 7/10.

Words: I understand them being hypnotized, but why'd they get amnesia?

Jurassic Bark

Rating: 6/10

Words: Told ya Horace and Jasper would come back.

My Fair Moochie

Rating: 8/10.

Words: Cadpig's a ruthless heartbreaker, and it's great.

Dog Food Day Afternoon

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Rolly's brain works perfectly once again!

Spot's Fairy God Chicken

Rating: 8/10.

Words: So are Spot's dog dreams crushed now?

Good Neighbor Cruella

Rating: 7/10.

Words: I'd love to have a neighbor like that.

Animal House Party

Rating: 7/10.

Words: Hey Swamp Rat! Go ruin your OWN weekend! It's easier!

Dalmatian Vacation

Rating: 9/10.

Words: Fuck yeah baby; on screen kiss!

Sonicbronyuniversez: Damn, this was a long time coming. I must say this just might be the best show I've done a ten words or less on so far. Everything from the characters to the comedy to the fact that everyone is a delightful moron, it all culminated perfectly, becoming one of the best cartoons I've ever seen. And since I reviewed the whole show, I decided to do something different for this one. I'm going to be discussing my top five least favorite episodes as always, but I'm also going to talk about my top ten BEST episodes right after. I think something like that would justify the project being so huge. And without further ado, let the episodes come forth!

Bottom five

Number five: The Good-bye Chick

Words: This episode is mostly on the list because it's easily the most unnecessary of them for me. It really didn't need to exist, especially not after My Fair Chicken, where Spot basically flexed on Cornelia and had her eat sand by being herself to save the chickens from Cruella. Yeah, I know, continuity barely exists in comedies, if at all, even the famous ones like Spongebob, but that doesn't mean I have to like it when an episode throws past events aside just to show that no one learned anything. Not to mention we have to wait at least two full acts to get to the circus thing in the sypnosis. Yeah, another case of the episode being too damn long for it's own good.

Number four: The Nose Knows

Words: This episode would've been number one if it weren't for Rolly's portrayel, and Lucky, Cadpig, and Spot trying to help him get out of Pug's wrath. And I like that, as well as Rolly's inhumane, or in this case incanine, sense of smell pulling through in the end. But I DON'T like Pug being an over the top dickhole to Rolly for most of the episode, I DON'T like how he tries to kick him out of the Bark Brigade for pety reasons, and I DON'T like him getting away with being a multi-abusive brat! Yeah, this would've been a favorite of mine if Pug got replaced in his Bark Brigade position. It's here mainly for having this scream happy scumbag at his absolute worst.

Number three: Lobster Tale

Words: Now I don't quite HATE this episode, I just think it barely makes the list of bad episodes from shows I've watched. My main issue here is Cadpig herself. She feels so downgraded in this episode, constantly ignoring Lance's warnings with Spot being the only one to point out what could've stopped the whole mess from happening. She's the smart one though, to be fair. Yeah, I know Cadpig can be neglectful when it comes to listening to those she's trying to help, but at least she has a functioning brain whenever she's unintentionally fucking with someone. This feels like someone took a shit down her sense cell just for laughs. And that's not a good thing.

Number two: Spots and Shots

Words: Lucky is undoubtedly at his worst here. I can understand his fear of shots, but I CAN'T understand how he's willing to go through hell just to avoid it, even stuff that he should know is worst. Also, why is everyone else so calm about this? Shouldn't ALL puppies be scared of this sort of thing? And the ending with Rolly randomly pointing out that Lucky's condition was highly contagious to be his worst line without question. I know he's the idiot of the group, hell I even called him a moron in this project, but that doesn't mean I have to like it when he's saying dumb crap like this. Also, he and Cadpig already got their shots. This shouldn't effect them at all.

Number one: Splishing and Splashing

Words: Now we go to the episode that in my opinion, TREATS Lucky the worst. Now I know the episode starts off with him calling Lucy a whiny old windbag and all that crap, but that doesn't excuse banning them from Hiccup Hole before any drama happened, knowing there was a crazy heat wave, and that you didn't own the pond to begin with. Pongo's also completely spineless, letting Perdita boss him around with just an eyebrow raising. The only thing I liked is that Lucky held onto his beliefs that Hiccup Hole was for everyone, which is true. And I'll give this episode the benefit of the doubt however, and say it's a thousand times better than Gumball's, The Hero.

Sonicbronyuniversez: Alright everyone. Now let's get into the top ten best episodes of the show. At least in my opinion.

Top ten

Number ten: Dough the Right Thing

Words: Also in my opinion, the funniest episode of the show. I was laughing my ass off here from all the self awareness and just everything that was going on. I was loving every second of it from Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly thinking about what to do with the money to Cruella stopping her hissy fit to comment on how she felt Horace's dress could work. It was all great fun and it shows exactly what this show is capable of when it just has a bunch of morons in the same room together and doing fun stuff. The ending with Lucky and Rolly playing with the walkie talkies was also pretty cute. Just a dosage of childlike innocence to end the episode, and I love it.

Number nine: Gnaw or Never

Words: This is one of the more serious episodes of the show, as it focuses on addiction, which may sound off since it's about Rolly becoming addicted to chewing shoes, but it's how it's portrayed that makes it all work out in the end. Rolly's almost ready to start chewing the shoes in Cruella's shoe room with Lucky, Cadpig, and Spot doing their best to stop him. And then when Spot finally points out that Rolly's being as greedy as Cruella, only then does Rolly see the truth and snap out of it. It's one of the most powerful moments in the show and the whole thing is executed amazingly. A great way to show addiction in this show without pissing off the parents.

Number eight: Virtual Lucky

Words: I love video games, and I love these Dalmatains. What's not to love with a combination like this? Lucky and Cruella being able to hear each other inside the game is a great addition with Lucky even showing that he's capable of giving good advice, he just needs to know what he's giving advice on so he can do so properly. The episode not only flexes on that crappy line from Easy on the Lies, but it also manages to make good use of it's time, unlike episodes like The Good-bye Chick and Mall Pups, which bore me to death or are too long to justify the lack of content in them. Yeah this cliche is debatably overdone, but I'm loving it way too much to care.

Number seven: K is for Kibble

Words: This was an amazing sequel to The Maltese Chicken, which fun fact, was my favorite episode before I came back to rewatch the show, and is still in my top twenty. But this one is more action packed, mainly in the third act with the train scene. Spot can be a real badass when she wants to be, and this is the perfect episode to watch if you want to see that point being made. Also, I was surprised that they had the balls to actually exile a fucking child. Shocked even. Like, holy shit. Ah well. At least Ed apologizes in the end and lets Rolly back in, so that all ended well. And I was serious about the movie thing though. I'd be sure to watch it no question.

Number six: No Train, No Gain

Words: Why do so many people hate this episode? Nothing has to be explained here, it's just a fun story about Lucky and his friends stopping Cruella from stealing the farm's train car. Lucky also learns quite the valuable lesson here that you should always create a plan when you're in a crazy situation. I think the episode could've been a little better if they also talked about the problems with overplanning, but I'd rather have one element wasted than multiple elements shoved in without reason. Colonel is also used great here, even if his broken leg business is kinda forced. Ah well. At least it leads to Lucky being awesome once again and saving the day.

Number five: Cadpig Behind Bars

Words: This is the episode that made me love Cadpig as much as I do. She's just the most amazing thing in this episode, taking the dog pound like it's nothing and driving everyone in there crazy with how nice she's being. Cadpig is golden here, no questions about it. If it weren't for Lucky being as amazing as he is in the show, Cadpig would be the star without question. Though, I do have to question why the dog catchers in this show always catch the pups. They clearly have collars on, do you not check you blind fuckheads? Ah well. At least it resulted in Cadpig being at her best. And the episode also gets bonus points for having Pug be tolerable.

Number four: The Making Of...

Words: Does this episode even count? Well it shows the actual characters instead of a bunch of hippies talking about the show, so I say it does. This is an amazing way to show how all the characters got involved in the show with there even being some nods to what happened after the movie. Speaking of which, I should probably go and watch the canonical movies sometime soon just because I feel like it. Anyway, the whole cast gets their own moments to shine, especially Cruella with the hilarious way she ruins her talk show. I'm also glad they didn't use that war idea, as it would work better as a spin off than the real thing. Still be cool to see though.

Number three: Home is Where the Bark is

Words: My favorite cartoon pilot of all time. Yes, even outranking the likes of Cartman Gets an Anal Probe and the pilot episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender. But why is that? Well for one thing it's an amazing introduction to the three main puppies, Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly, showing their individual personalities and how they work off of each other. It also has so much heart put into it with the three friends returning home in the end, ultimately flexing on every teenage edgy teen that runs from home because of some retarded ass reason. This isn't some over the top edgy or comedic attempt at a pilot. This is wholesome, direct, and flexes on every edgy teen.

Number two: An Officer and a Gentledog

Words: God Damn was this an epic one. From start to finish, I was cheering for Lucky to win, and even when he lost, I was still having a blast with myself while watching it. Lucky and Tripod work great as rivals, and to see that introduced here is awesome. The challenges are also fun with Pug actually being likable, in addition to him being shot down by Colonel. My favorite part though, was the ending. Lucky and Colonel talking about what happened, and instead of Lucky being a whiny little shitbird about the way he lost, Colonel tells him how his nobility is better than any win he could ever get in his life. That moment hit me in the feels so hard my lip quivered from it.

Number one: You Say It's Your Birthday

Words: I don't even know where to start with how amazing this episode is, but I'll try to. The whole birthday thing is just the sweetest thing ever with the Dearlys coming together and just having a great time with the puppies. Seeing Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly realize they weren't moving in with Cruella was the best thing in the world, leading to this party, which is sweet, caring, and the most wholesome damn thing ever put into the 101 Dalmatians history book. If 101 Dalmatian Street manages to make something even better than any of the top five episodes in this show, I will salute it. I love this episode to death, and no one can change my mind on that.

Sonicbronyuniversez comes onto the screen and sits on Pug while he's yelling at Lucky, ripping a loud and bassy five second fart, hitting him with a yellow cloud of rotten eggs and knocking him out, which makes Lucky laugh (BRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUP).

A picture of the Paw Patrol with Tracker comes on screen with Sonicbronyuniversez and Lucky emerging from the fart cloud with a fist bump.

Sonicbronyuniversez: Next time, season three of Paw Patrol.