Since I like to keep up with Alaskan news, turns out bald eagles are starting to live in cities. So now all I can imagine is this. 

Dika: ALFRED GET YOUR DAMN BIRDS OUT OF MY CITIES! 

Alfred: NO! YOUR PEOPLE NEED THE POWER OF THE FREEDOM BIRD! 

Dika: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! 

Alfred: IT MEANS DEAL WITH THE EAGLES! 

Dika: ALFRED I WILL HONESTLY KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT HELP ME WITH THESE DAMN BIRDS! 

Alfred: NEVER! *runs away* BE FREE YOU BEAUTIFUL BIRDS! ANNOY ALASKA AND THE FREE LOADERS WHO WANT TO LEAVE! 

Dika: *runs after him* I'LL SHOW YOU A GOOD REASON YOU'LL WANT ME TO LEAVE! 

The funny part is neither one of them would say anything like this. At least I hope he wouldn't...