I don't know why, but an argument just popped into my head between Elizabeta and Gilbert. So it all starts with them hanging out in a cafe, alone. Than, the waitress comments that there the cutest couple ever.

Both: EW!

Gil: I'm not even into girls!

Eliza: I'm not even into weirdos!

Gil: you married Roderich though.

Eliza: he is not a weirdo!

Gil: Ja, he is!

Eliza: At least he's not a looser like you!

Gil: I'm a looser?! He's the one that once said in his sleep 'I'm gunna fuck the piano...'! And I'm the loser?!

Eliza: at least he's smart!

Gil: are you saying I'm not smart?!

Eliza: Ja!

Gil: I am very smart! Thank you very much! I speak several languages! I have incredible military smarts! I-

Eliza: Oh? So even with your incredible military smarts your country fell?

Gil:....

Eliza:....

Gil:....

Eliza: oh shit. Gil, I'm sor-

Gil: Y'KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU!

Eliza: THOUGHT YOU WERNT INTO GIRLS!

Gil: I HATE YOU!

Eliza: I LOVE YOU!

Gil: THOUGHT YOU WERNT INTO WEIRDOS!

Eliza: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

Gil: HATE YOU TOO!