Mexico Johnson

+ Has appalling taste in men

+ 18 year old virgin

+ Yet to find out that bisexuality is a thing

+ Is convinced she's too hot to be single

+ Desperate af

+ Has ruined her mom's life (as a Trump supporter, she can't bear the idea of her daughter being called Mexico)

Mexico Johnson is played by India Eisley!

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Jeikeh Dheives

+ "It's pronounced Jake Davis!"

+ Definitely has an IQ below 70

+ Loves spray-tan way too much

+ Absolutely clueless

+ Has a few debatably weird kinks

Jeikeh Dheives is played by Cody Christian!

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Barbara-Ann Lewis

+ Definitely into boys

+ Will probably be Valedictorian

+ Thinks Mexico's parents are absolutely wild

+ Low-key flawless at everything

+ Is proud to be a Hated Minority™

+ Funny but will totally come for you

+ Sass Master™

Barbara-Ann is played by Amandla Stenberg!

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Jock Primrose

+ An incredibly one-dimensional character tbh

+ Low-key a bully

+ Secretly loves reading 18th century English literature

+ Ripped™

Jock Primrose is played by Charles Melton!

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Bluebell-Rose Honey Heathcote-Drummond-Willoughby

+ Resident Queen Biatch™

+ Has an army of skanks

+ Thinks she's a model

+ HAIR DYE

+ Racist as heck

+ Pretends to be British

+ Total trash tbh

Bluebell-Rose Honey is played by Lindsey Lohan!

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Vlad Nightshade

+ Totally a human

+ Used to be a member of PETA 

+ Always the lead role in the school play, will probably go to RADA

+ Too pale, seriously, too pale!

Vlad Nightshade is played by Matthew Clavane!

Miles Longrow

+ Has dated a lot of girls

+ Smol boi

+ Interested in Greek History

+ Totally a player

+ Incredibly bad at maths

Miles is played by Isiah Firebrace!

Alisha Tried

+ At least she tried

+ Is bullied by all her teachers

+ Enjoys talking about sex

+ Giggly

+ Is currently going through an amazing glo-up

+ "You're gonna regret not dating me in high school!"

Alisha Tried is played by Alisha Boe!

Pencil Smith

+ No one seems to find it weird he's called Pencil

+ Lowkey a perv

+Best friends with Jeikeh

+ Unsuccessful fuckboy

+ ""locker room talk""

Pencil Smith is played by Zachary Gordon!

Rainbow Vermicelli 

+ Resident school homophobe

+ Cries on her way home everyday because you can't hate the gays and be called Rainbow

+ Parents named her after God's sign that the flood was over

+ Resting bitch face

+ Last name is a type of pasta

Rainbow Vermicelli is played by Elle Fanning!