Wanted to practice drawing different body types so I drew Arcus and Clementine

Then just some random Mera, Arcus and Molly shitposting

Arcus: When I first started my internship Detective King asked me if I prefer "miss" or "mister" and at that moment I kinda panicked and blurted out "ya boi" without really thinking so now she just calls me "ya boi Lustro"

Clementine: A few years ago I threw a boomerang and it didn't come back so now I live in constant fear

Sylvie: You have to learn to love yourself
Molly: Don't you hate yourself too?
Sylvie: Yeah but this is about you. Stay focused

Ramsey: Why's your intern standing on the stairs like that?
Percy: They like to feel tall
Arcus: *T-Posing at the top of the stairs*

Giovanni: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade
Sylvie: Unless life gives you water and sugar you're gonna have some really shitty lemonade, dude

Zora: Straight people are perfectly comfortable saying boyfriend and girlfriend but as soon as they see a gay couple they break out "partner" like chill I'm not a damn cowboy
Zora: *Five minutes later* I changed my mind I am in fact a cowboy

Giovanni: Do you think we were friends in another life?
Sylvie: We aren't even friends in this life

Ramsey: The hardest I've ever been owned was when I was in barns and nobles and this random teenager comes up to me and asked where the manga section is. I told them where is was and then said "You know I don't work here, right?" And they just looked me in the eye and said "I know. You just looked like someone who would know."
Ramsey: ... That was the first of many more surreal encounters with Arcus Lustro and I swear that kid has shaved a good ten years off my life span

Molly: *To Mera* You... You... YOU BIG MEANIE!
Giovanni: Whoa. Go easy on them Bear Trap

Zora: He died of natural causes
Percy: You pushed him off a roof
Zora: Gravity is natural

Percy: So we're not on the same page?
Ramsey: I don't think we're even on the same book

Percy: Are you ready to come out and socialize like a civilized person?
Zora: *Under the bed and hissing like a feral cat*
Percy: Understandable, have a nice day

Percy: We get along perfectly! Isn't that right Ramsey?
Ramsey: I've never been more stressed out in my life

Molly: Aw shucks!
Giovanni: Hey I'm upset too kiddo but let's watch the fucking language

*Introducing their children be like*
Giovanni: This is Bear Trap she's tiny and smart and strong and she makes me happy
Percy: This is Arcus. They have rabies

Car Crash: Whoops
Clementine: "Whoops"? "WHOOPS"?! This is not a "whoops" situation Fred! We are far past whoops! Whoops is a distant spec in the rear-view mirror! This is a solid "oh fuck" situation and I expect you to act like it!

Percy: I've made the decision to trust you
Ramsey: I horrible decision, really

Molly: *Feels insecure and doubts herself for 0.5 seconds*
Giovanni: *Waking up at two in the morning in a cold sweat* My child is sad

Clementine: Wow, you seem happy today
Arcus: I've decided that every day I'm not kidnapped and interrogated by a gang because I accidentally picked up the wrong bag on the bus ride to school which happened to contain a priceless painting that's been missing since the 70's is a very good day
Clementine: That's... Oddly specific
Arcus: Yeah well I had an oddly specific weekend

Molly: When I said "bring me back something from the beach" I meant like, a shell
Giovanni: *Struggling to hold onto a very unhappy seagull* Well you didn't say that

Ramsey: I came out to have a good time and I honestly feeling so attacked right now
Zora: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now

Sylvie: Truth or dare?
Molly: Truth
Sylvie: How sleep have you gotten lately?
Molly: ...Dare
Sylvie: I dare you to go to sleep
Molly: I don't like this game any more

Giovanni: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Sylvie: I have a list. Do you wanna read it in alphabetical order or from least to most foolish?

Arcus: *Sobbing*
Clementine: *Comforting them then pauses* Wait, where did you get that eyeliner you're wearing? It isn't smudging for anything!
Arcus: *Sniffles* It's sharpie...

Giovanni: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way
Sylvie: I almost died
Giovanni: Yeah, that was my fondest memory

Molly: You can control white people by giving them cheese
Sylvie: Cheese is so good though!
Molly: *Whispers* I got one