Ronan             Paris

Today 7:35am

  I just did the dumbest thing in history

I thought you did that yesterday...
Or what that Monday?
I can't keep track because, you see, this is a usual occurrence 😌

  I will dislocate your arm.

The shoulder would be easier.
It'll pop right out.

  🙄 are you going to listen to my story or not?

Sure
I have nothing better to do

  ...

I'm kidding
Tell me.

  ...

Tell me now

  ...

Any day now...

  ...

UGH FINE IM SORRY OKAY NOW TELL ME THE FREAKING STORY

  ...
Apology accepted.

Okay so tell meeee

  It's nothing really lol
I just got up this morning and got ready for school because I forgot we're on Christmas break.

Yeah that sounds like something a little Paris like you would do

  What does that even mean

Idk
What did you get me for Christmas 😛

  A bucket of coal

Awe! Baby, you know me so well!

  Ew don't call me that 😂

Yeah I know I cringed just typing it.
Remind me to never say that again.

  Never say that again.

Thank you I forgot within the last two minutes 🙄

  For real though, I'm not telling you. You'll just have to be a good little boy and wait patiently 😉

I'm a bad bad little boy 😎

  Oml I'm dying wth 😂

What's wrong?
Can't handle my wild ways?

You're such a weirdo 😂