Ronan                Paris

Today 6:53am

  MERRY FREAKING CHRISTMAS YA HEFFER

Merry Christmas 😂
Why am I a heffer?

  I don't know I'm just really excited ahhhh 🤣

Me too.
Our first Christmas together 😉

You're a cheeseball
We've had a million Christmases together.

Not TOGETHER together 🤷🏽‍♀️

Lol truuuee
I'm so excited to give you your gift!

You got me a present?

Of course I did 🙄
Do you seriously expect me to not buy a present for my boyfriend?

Well I mean I didn't get you anything...

Oh.
Well that's okay I'm just happy I have you ❤️

Aweee.
I actually did I was just wondering what you would say 😂

You're mean.

I'm happy to know you love me for me not what I can buy you.
...because the latter is very limited lol

It's okay I have enough for the both of us 😛

Okay you're rubbing your wealth in my face and I don't appreciate it 🤷🏽‍♀️

😂😂 I'm jk
I'm keeping it all for myself 😇

Hey now.
When we get remarried in Las Vegas my name is going on all your accounts 😎

Was it Vegas?

I think so 😂

Okay well who says we're getting remarried.
You cheated on me how can I forgive such a thing.
And with the nanny no less.

Actually it was the maid too.
I just didn't want to mention it before ...😅

And you thought this would help your case, why?

🤷🏽‍♀️
My cheating ways are over.
You're the only one for me, sugar.

Ew. Sugar? 😂😂

Sugar.
Duh duh duh duh duh duh
Uhhhh honey honey
Duh duh duh duh duh duh
You are my candy girl.
And you got me wanting you 😛

😂😂😂
Oml you're such a freak.

Awe thanks babe ❤️

Come over. We're about to open presents.
Unless you and your dad are doing something?

Lol that's a funny joke.
I'll be over in a few.

I can't wait to give you your present AHHHHH🎉

Yeah you're present is okay. I hope you like it ☺️

I'll love anything you give me.

Even if it's a bag of dirt?

Mmmhm 🤓

A brick with a face drawn on it?

Yepper

A book on how to build a house?

Lol yes😂

A lock of my hair?

Heck yeah 😉😂

A baby doll?

...yeah no don't give me that lol

Aha!
Gotcha.

Just get your fine toosh over her lol

Aye aye captain 😘

Today 4:03pm

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU YOU FREAKING SON OF A GUN 😭😭😭😭😍

😂🤷🏽‍♀️

You are single handedly the greatest boyfriend in the world.

It was nothing really 😂

Are you kidding!?
Look at him!

I'm glad you like him.
I wasn't sure what breed to get so I just got the cutest 😂

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH THANK YOU 😭😭
He's perfect.
You're perfect.

And you're perfect for me ❤️
I just want you to know how much I love you.

Trust me I'm reading it loud and clear 😁😂
And I love you too 🙂

Enough of this cheesy stuff.
Come over.

Movie and ice cream?

The works 🤓

I'll be right over.

And bring Percy 😉

Oh is that his name? 😂

Hey I think I can at least name our child 🤷🏽‍♀️

Our child? 😂

We're raising him together. Therefore he is our child.

Okay whatever you say babe

❤️😁

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I LOVE PERCY JACKSON.
PLEASE LORD I WANT TO MEET RICK 😭😭