A/N: Just to give you the new news, that this chapter will remind me and of course you all of this really hilarious Max Jr Smack Vine Compilation up above, and this chapter will include a funny smack cam on Crosshairs. Enjoy!

Nighttime falls at 7:30 pm, everyone was awake except for Crosshairs, sleeping on the couch in the main room, that's when I had the most brilliant idea that will be hilarious.

I learned a lot lately on Earth since I first arrived, I recently not too long ago, after Optimus asked me out in a date, this website of some sort called YouTube.com, a interesting, amusing video clip I seen called Smack Cam and more, after at least an 30 minute clip, I had thought, "Well, what if I try one of those on Crosshairs, when he's still in the couch, asleep?" I was like hell yeah!

"Oh, I'm just getting started," I rubbed my hands, and smiled a little evil, ( Sorry, I'm just wondering how it would be like for Eclipse). Anyway, where was I...

As I quickly came out of my room and shut the damn door, I needed to find someone who will be in this, or gather some friends to be in this... oh, Crosshairs will see that I am just good. Wait, more than good, a master of smack cams! Whoo-hoo!

As I walked in the hallway, without looking, I had bumped into Drift, who was checking out his Samurai swords, but he looked at me surprise but quiet.

"Oh sorry, did I really interrupt you? Sensei?" I asked as I shrugged.

"No, nothing at all, femme, was there something you were going to say?" Drift asked.

"Well, as they always say, can win em, join them, but I have a... thing I want to ask you... to..." I asked.

"If you're talking about pranking Crosshairs, then I'm certainly in," Drift nodded.

"Well... wait, how'd you know I was going to say, oh wise one?" I asked as I crossed my arms and my feet but still standing straight up.

"Samurai's have their ways, they almost know anything that comes up in anybody else's mind filled with thoughts," Drift said quietly.

"Well, that's one, what about... Hound, Optimus and the rest?" I asked.

"Well, I'm sure, Bumblebee will because he does have a sense of humor for a young scout like himself, Hound... Well he won't care and Optimus, you might have to ask him, I'm sure he'll probably be strict about it," Drift shook his head as he put his swords back on his back.

"Well, the thing is.. well, Optimus asked me out... on a date," I said quietly said as I chuckled nervously.

"He what?! Asked you out? On a date?!" Drift yelled out loud but I covered his mouth to keep his nosy mouth shut, maybe I shouldn't had said that to him in the first place, big mistake I'll never forget and the mistake I will never make, ever again. And I mean EVER.

"So?" I raised my optic ridge as I held my hands on my hips, standing there across from Drift, waiting for his final answer. It's like when you order something, they'll just say " Hey! It's not that simple, what do you want before I forget about you fraggin order?!"

"Then if think it's fine that you ask Optimus, but I'll ask the rest and we'll see how this goes," Drift walked away as he shrugged his shoulders.

"Great," I smiled and walked the other way until I ran into Optimus, unexpectedly shocking and scary! Eek! (I'm not really saying eek! Just referring whenever you get scared the crap out of by someone else).

"Oh! Hi, didn't see you there, what you to?" I tried to do my best fake smile on my face.

"Checking security systems, I have been thinking... you know about the date we have tomorrow?" Optimus asked.

"Yeah, I think it'll be fun for us, just the two of us and yeah," I blushed.

"U- umm, agreed," Optimus nodded as he stuttered.

"I need to ask you something, and I know it may be be a little confusing, but I saw something on the world wide web, Crosshairs is asleep, and something I would need to prank him?" I blushed madly only because I knew I shouldn't have asked him that, I'm afraid he'll say no.

"If you are embarrassed to ask, I have no need to get mad at you for asking permission respectively, if you are willing, I will grant you the permission, if you truly wish to," Optimus nodded.

"Really? That'll be great," I smiled.

"I will only request if I am included in this prank of yours," Optimus said.

"Cool," I smiled.

Later... the rest of the gang has been ready to smack cam Crosshairs, they mostly knew it maybe hilarious.

Bee was recording with a camera if his own and the rest were standing there watching me smack the mess out of Crosshairs...

"Ready?" I asked Bumblebee.

"Ready, in three... two... one... Smack Cam Take One," Bee said.

"This is Smack Cam and I'm bout to smack the mess out of Crosshairs, so he won't sleep on the couch anymore for the rest of his life, ready?" I faced the camera as I was on tv and now I snuck up and turned around to face them again. I put my finger to my lips and Bee was recording the rest and then back to Eclipse.

As soon as possible, I smacked the mess out of Crosshairs with Cool Whip whipped cream, and he woke up with warning.

"What the frag!? What the frag is this?!" Crosshairs exclaimed as he touched the whipped cream on his face.

"Smack Cam!" I yelled.

They started cracking up especially Bee who feel on the floor, dying of laughter, and I laughed, some lubricants were coming out if my optics.

I swore that they all laughed and Optimus chuckled as he shook his head smiled.

"You Autobots are sure interested in this human stuff too much, I'm impressed and I find it amusing that Eclipse did this to Crosshairs," Optimus crossed his arms and still shook his head, smiling.

"Well, you got me, I got to say, I'm pretty impressed you're an expert at this, but I'm a little pissed, but it's no big deal," said Crosshairs as he smiled as he stood up and wiped some of the whipped cream of his face.

Silence...

"I'm sorry, but- how- how did you come up with this?" Crosshairs stuttered as he asked.  

A/N: I have to admit, this chapter was pretty funny when I read over it, smacking the hell out of Crosshairs and the rest dying if laughter, even surprisingly Optimus was amused at this stuff. Crosshairs was a little pissed but alright, Bumblebee is probably dying of laughter, still.... XD!!!

Crosshairs: U know I'm gonna to kill you for this, whoever you are little human insect.

Me: Shut up, and let me finish this... before I come over there and beat the bloody crap out of you!

Crosshairs: I'm bigger than you!

Me: So, you're not even damn real, so suck your own bloody dick! Or someone else...

And also giving you an announcement I have been waiting to say... I will not be adding Anna Bells to this story and just to let you know is that...