Agle din

Saare ladke aur ladkiyan subah subah uth kar taiyaar hojate hai. Kyuki aaj hai shaadi. Yuvi ki shaadi Shahrukh se.

Abhi Sab log ladko ke room me baithe hai Ajay ji ke saath.

Yuvi: papa mujhe aapko kuch btana hai

Ajay: haa btao *casually chai peete hue*

Yuvi: aaj meri shaadi hai!

Ajay: KYA?!?! *chai ko thook diya shock ki wajah se*

Ajay: kisse hai? Kab? Yeh rishta pakka kab hua??!!?

Yuvi: Shahrukh se-

Ajay: Shahrukh se? Shahrukh toh pehle se shaadi shuda hai!

Jatin: uffo uncle! Uska mtlb tha Mohommad Shahrukh! Shakina ka bada bhai!

Ajay: oh accha- TU LADKE SE SHAADI KAR RHA HAI YUVRAJ?!??!!

Yuvi: papa suno toh-

Ajay: CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI!

Yuvi: ary papa-

Ajay: KHANDAAN KA NAAM MITTI ME MILA DIYA IS NALAYAK NE!

Yuvi: papa-

Ajay: TU ANDAR SE AISA NIKLEGA MUJHE PTA NHI THA!

Yuvi: *trusfrated* AREY PAPA YAAR LSKSKSOLEEOOWLWP

Yuvi: dhyan se meri baat suno! Toh hua yeh... *skksksksskksks*

Ajay: ........

Jatin: uncle ji nikal liye kya?

Veer: chup kar gadhe! *patt se headshot*

Ajay: itna kuch hogya tune mujhe btaya tak nhi?!

Yuvi: kya hi karta mai? Loans chukane the kisi bhi tarah. Jab koi raasta nhi nikla toh yeh karna pada.

Ajay: koi nahi... kuch na kuch karke sab thik hojayega!

Yuvi: humm....

Shaam ke 4 baje

Sab log, ladke ladkiyan, Chaman, Ajay ji, Yuvan ki mummy (aunty ji) Sab log Yuvi ko leke jaate hai Abu ji ki haweli me.

Udhar sab kuch ready tha. As in mandap wagera sab kuch. Shahrukh bhi udhar tha dulhe ke dress me, looking as uninterested as ever.

Chaman aur Shakina ek dusre ko bas taade hi ja rhe the.

Yuvi: bhai meri sach me shaadi hogayi toh?!

Jatin: karle na bhai! Dost ke liye itna nhi kar skta?

Yuvi: itna hi showk hai toh tu karle!

Fir aaye maulana sahab.

Chaman: abu daddy shaadi shuru kare??

Abu: haan!

Yuvi aur uske side me Shahrukh baitha tha. Maulana sahab ne pehle Shahrukh se pucha.

Maulana: Qubool hai?

Shahrukh: qubool hai, qubool hai, qubool hai.
[ Him inside: nahi hai! ]

Maulana: pooja, aapko qubool hai?

Yuvi: qub-

??: Yeh shaadi nhi ho sakti!!

Koi enter karta hai apne aadmiyon ke saath guns wagera haath me leke.

Yuvi, baaki saare ladke ladkiyan, Chaman, Shakina: Hogya kaand!

Woh the Sona bhai.

Sona: meri pooja ji ki shaadi kisi aur se nhi ho sakti!!

Abu: abe ganjedi chup reh!

Sona: mai yeh shaadi nhi hone dunga!!

Chaman: k-kyu nhi hone doge?

Sona: kyuki mai-

Tab hi kisi aur ko entry hoti hai.

??: YUVRAJ!!

Sab log confuse hojate hai kyuki yaha toh koi yuvraj tha hi nhi.

Ladke ladkiyan nervous hojate hai kyuki Yuvraj hi pooja hai.

Chaman: k-kaun yuvraj k-kaisa yuvraj kaha ka yuvraj!

Ajay ji us insaan ko dekh kar darr jaate hai. Unhe sweating hone lagti hai. Yuvan ki mummy (aunty ji) Ajay ji ko dekh ke tensed ho jaati hai. Woh apna haath unke kandhe par rakhti hai and puchti hai "kya hua?" Ajay ji bas naa me sar hilate hai.

??: mai hu Yaduvanshi! Yuvraj se milne aaya hu!

Jai: yaha koi Yuvraj nhi rehta!

Yaduvanshi: Jhooth! Is Ajay ka beta... nahi nahi... Ajay ka adopted beta idhar hi hai!

Adopted sun kar sab confused hojate hai. Yuvi gusse me khade hokar wig, dupatta sab hatata hai aur chillata hai.

Yuvi: KYA ADOPTED ADOPTED LAGA RAKHA HAI?!

Abu salim, Sona bhai, Shahrukh shocked ho jaate hai jab Yuvi ladke ke roop me saamne aata hai. Shoukiya almost behosh hojata hai.

Shoukiya: mai ek ladke pe mar rha tha? *faints*

Yaduvanshi: *laughs* tere is baap ne tujhe btaya nhi? Tu adopted hai! Yeh tera asli baap nhi hai.

Yuvi ki toh duniya hi hill jaati hai. Woh apne papa ko dekhta hai and uske papa muh us taraf ghuma lete hai. Aunty ji unhe shocked ho kar dekhti hai.

Yuvi: papa.... yeh sach hai?? Nahi na...?

Ajay ji kuch bol paate usse pehle hi Yaduvanshi kehta hai

Yaduvanshi: tera ye baap paise deta tha mujhe sach chupane ke. Woh toh 2 mahino se de nhi paya toh mai aagya.

Yuvi: toh.... woh chats... is baare me the...? Woh dhamkiyan... iske liye thi...?

Nitin: ek second! Confusion hua hai! Yuvi yeh toh puch tu adopted kaise hai, Ajay uncle ki wife kaha hai, hua kya tha... yeh sab clear kar Yuvi! Misunderstanding mt rakh!

Yuvi: papa... btao... sab kuch btao... ABHI!

Ajay: toh hua yeh....

Flashback

[Disco]

Yaha ek jawan 24 saal ka insaan naach rha hai kyuki rozi roti kamani ke liye kuch toh karna pdega!

Him: I'm a disco dancer~ zindagi mera gaana~~ mai isi ka deewana~~ toh jhumo, toh nacho, toh mere saath nacho gao!~ I'm a disco dancer~

Yeh the humare pyaare Ajay ji!

2 pyaari pyaari aankhein inhe ghoor rahi thi, Shanti ji. Shanti ji is Yuvan ki mummy~

(Kuch kuch hota hai!)

Yeh roz disco me naachte the aur shanti ji roz apne friend group ke saath inke upar gandi narzein-

Mera mtlb tha inhe taadne aati thi

(Tu kyu khush ho rhi hai bhai tu toh ameer bhi nahi hai)

Aise hi chalta rha aur fir inhe pYaAr hogya (avg indian love story)

Par Shanti ji ek bohot hi ameer ghar se thi aur Ajay ji bilkul hi middle class family se the.

SHANTI JI KA GHAR

Ajay shanti ke saath ghar aaya hai par inhe nhi pta thodi der me ashaanti hone wali hai.

Shanti: Ajay, meri bayi aankh kyu fadak rhi hai?

Author: kyuki thodi hi der me, maa ki aankh hone wali hai.

Shanti ke papa aaye room me jo ki ek businessman hai

Prem: prem naam hai mera... Prem Chaudhuri... tumhe meri beti se pyaar hai?

Ajay: haannn....

Prem: *smirks* kaha raja bhoj kaha gangu teli

Ajay: wo dono kaha hai.. mujhe bhi nhi pta!

Prem: hein? Jo bhi. Kitna Kama lete ho?

Ajay: mahine ke paanch...

Prem: lakh?

Ajay: 500!

Prem: isse zyada toh Shanti ke kutte ka kharcha aata hai!

Shanti: papa-

Prem: chup! Room me jaa!

Shanti rote rote nikal li- abe duniya se nhi! Room se!

Prem: *table pe 2 bags rakhe. Pehle wala bag khola usme 5 Lakh rupay the* Yeh shanti ki zindagi se nikalne ki keemat...

Ajay: *bags ke taraf peet karke khade* *smirks* nhi chahiye!

Prem: *opens dusra bag*

Ajay: *smirks* jo 5 lakh me nhi bika, woh 10 lakh me kya bikega?

Prem: abe mud ke dekh khaali hai!

Ajay: *turns embarrassingly*

Prem: yeh pura bag paiso se bharke lana, warna yaha dobara mt aana!

Ajay: acchi shayari thi!

Prem: abe hatt! Nikal yaha se!

Flashback end

Ajay: us bag ko bharte bharte, mera bharta nikal gaya. Mai wapas aaya bhi toh ghar pe taala tha. Padosi se pucha toh PTA chala ki yeh log bohot pehle hi is ghar se chale gaye. Fir mai dusre sheher chala gya... waha jaake ek dukan kholi... par fir ek din... mere ghar ke saamneee ek baccha mila... use koi chorr kar gya tha... woh tha Yuvi... maine ise god le liya...

*cringe hai but who cares*

Sab dhyan se sun rhe the yeh sab. Fir Yuvi Yaduvanshi ke pass gaya aur uski sutai Kardi. Dusre ladke bhi sath me use peetne lage. Uske baad Sab ne mil kar use dhakke maar ke bahar nikaal Diya.

Abu malik: are woh sab toh thik hai par hume kyu bewakoof banaya!

Shakina: aapki zidd ki wajah sy! Meri Chaman se shaadi hi nhi krwa rhe the aap! Wahi zidd pehle shahrukh ki shaadi hogi fir meri! Isliye yeh sab natak krna pada!

Chaman: abu daddy meri aur shakina ki shaadi krwa do pleaseeeeee~

Sona bhai: mai Jise apne ghar ki bahu banane ki soch raha tha woh ladka nikla... *faints*

Yuvi: dekhiye... maaf kariyega... jo bhi hua... nhi hona chahiye tha... humne Sabko bewakoof banaya and we're sorry.

Jatin: bina bhaw khaye hue maaf krdijiye!

Aarvi: ek kaam abhi bhi baaki hai!

Everyone: kya?!

Ladkiyan (in sync): AJAY UNCLE AUR SHANTI AUNTY KI SHAADI!

Half an hour later

Sab naach rhe hai mast kyuki khushi ka din hai. Yuvan aur Yuvraj toh ab bhai banne wale the.

Fir Pandit ji aaye mantra hue aur shaadi hogyi.

Pandit ji: hogayiiiiii!! *yeh zameen me gir gaye* *phirse uthe aur bole* Shaadiii hogayiii!

Fir sab ne cheer kiya.

Jatin: *to Helen* us when?

Helen: tere maran din par bkl

Javin: ouch bro I feel bad for you

Jatin: hatt madarchod

Veer: *to Disha* us when?

Disha: *confused* hein?

Veer: yeh bkl-

Javin: btw... confession krna tha!

Lipika: karle bhai karle

Javin: woh mai na... meko na Aarvi bohot psnd hai!

Everyone: HEIN?!!

Aarvi ke dil me ghanti baji par koi ek thi jo bohot confused thi

Aarvi: yawr mai bhii!

Javin: toh... girlfriend?

Aarvi: tu mera boyfriend!

Jiya: EK SECOND!

Sab confused hogye ki ise achanak se kya hua.

Jiya: tumhe jab aarvi psnd thi toh mujh par kyu line maarte the?!

Javin: m-maine kab aap par line maari didi!

Jiya: DIDI HOGI TERI BEHEN! TU MUJHE YEH BTA PEHLE!

Javin: arey maine nhi-

Aarvi: Javin haramkhor Cheater bkl!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!

Javin: baby let me-

Aarvi: BABY HOGI TERI GIRLFRIEND

Javin: woh toh tu hai na!

Jiya: pehle mujhe jawab de!

Shifa: Kis kis ko pyaar karu in real life be like

Lipika: iski situation toh aisi lag rahi hai jaise "shaadi karke phas gaya yaar accha khasa tha kuaara"

Javin: MUJHE BOLNE TOH DO!

Navya: damn yaar popcorn leke aana chahiye tha!

Bhavish: tu juice pi! *handed her the glass*

Fir bhi use koi bolne hi nhi deta. Lekin....

Achanak se peeche se awaz aayi...

??: woh Javin nhi mai tha....

Sab peeche mud kar dekhte hai...
Waha tha Jadhav. WITHOUT MASK.

Sabko shock laga aur Jiya almost behosh hogayi.

Kyuki Jadhav bilkul Javin ka xerox copy tha...

Jadhav: Jiya ke saath Javin nhi mai tha....

Sugshika: aila...

Yukti: ekdum same to same...

Sarah: uppar wale ne copy paste krdiya...

Javin: btvh how tf-

Jadhav: duniya me ek shakal ke 7 insaan hote hai bhai. We just happen to be at the same place.

Aarvi: isliye yeh apna mask nhi utarta tha?

Shanvi: ab samjhi mai!

Shaily: is liye us din mujhe dekh kar woh bhaag gya tha!

Jadhav: anyways...

Yeh saamne aaya,specifically Jiya ke saamne aaya, ek knee par baitha aur bola

Jadhav: Will you be my girlfriend?

Jiya ne haa bol diya kyuki yeh ladka sach me bohot pyaara tha

Jatin: iski bhi setting hogyi..?! Mai akela maru kya bc!

Shifa: *to Nitin* Us when?

Bhoomi: *to Harsh* this could be us par tumhe toh mujhse koi fark hi nhi padta....

Harsh: oh uhm... jab sab confess kar hi rahe hai toh mai bhi kar hi deta hu... *he pulled out a letter and a rose from his pocket*

Usne woh Bhoomi ko de diya...

Harsh: mhm.. kya aap meri pasandeeda aurat banna pasand karengi?

Bhoomi: *behosh hone hi wali thi ki Harsh ne haath pakad liya* YESSSS!

Eshaan: Uhm Yukti?

Yukti: haan? *confused*

Eshaan: I... like you. Will you-

Yukti: OMG YESSSS!!! *they hugged*

Yuvan: waisy.... Stalker ji? Would you like to stalk me for forever?

Shaily: Mai stalker nhi hu! But I surely would tho... *winks*

Jai: mujhe kya mujhe toh direct shaadi karni hai

Soumya: kisse?

Jai: padosan se!

Soumya: wah! Mai, tu aur padosan saath me threesome karenge!

Jai: are meri maa tujhse hi krunga shaadi!

Soumya: aaya na line par!

Navya: Ramesh kya tu mera boyfriend banega?

Bhavish: Mera naam ramesh nhi hai!

Navya: ek hi baat hai! Haa ya haa?

Bhavish: na bolne ka option hai?

Navya: nahi.

Bhavish: toh haa!

Faneesh: meri setting karwao yaar!

Shanvi: kiska hai yeh tumko intezaar, mai hoon na! *winks*

Sugshika: Uppar wale me when?!

Sid: Could be us if you agree.

Sugshika: *smiles* sach me?

Sid: sach me!

Lipika: oye yaar Tanmay!

Tanmay: bol

Lipika: meri setting krwa!

Tanmay: tujhe mere alawa kaun jhelega?

Lipika: toh meri setting ban ja!

Tanmay: Damn woman. Chalo yeh bhi thik hai

Lipika: HAINAA! MWAH~

Veer: Disha! Hm dono bhi set hojaye kya?

Disha: kyun nahii!

Shifa: ro dungi yaar meri bhi krwa do koi

Nitin: oh... well...

Shifa: kya hai?!

Nitin: I... love you?

Shifa: puch rha hai ya bata rha hai?

Nitin: bta rha hu yaar! Girlfriend banengi mohotarma?

Shifa: ji zarur !

Sarah: mujhme bolne ki himmat nahi hai.. *sigh*

But kisi ne iske khandho pe tap kiya peeche se.

She turned.

Yuvi: oye, girlfriend banegi?

Sarah: propose kar rha hai ya Address puch rha hai?

Yuvi: haa hai toh thik hai, na hai toh isme tera ghaata, mera kuch nhi jaata

Sarah: uff haan hai! Hadd hogyi mtlb!

Jatin: mai sach me ro dunga bhai. Meri bandi mujhe patta nhi de rhi *cries*

Lipika: bhai patta dede ise!

Navya: haa yaar dede

Aarvi: bande ke efforts dekh bhai! De dena chance!

Helen finally pighal gayi guys!

Helen: jao de diya chance!

Jatin: SACH MUCH?!!!

Helen: ary haan yaar!

Banda khushi se pagal hogaya. Woh Helen ke pass gaya, use god me uthaya aur ghumaane laga yeh gaana gaate hue:

Jatin: Koyi band toh bajwado hogi meri bhi setting hai!! Botalein khulwaado, hogi meri bhi setting hai~

Javin: are bkl nacho sabki setting hogayi haii!!

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AN,

With this, the book FINALLY comes to an end! Haa haa zyada time le liya- ahem bohot zyada time le liya but okay! Stree hu, sudden updates deti hu~ Bedil Shergill bhi khatam krdi author ne 🎀 Now writing in English is EASIER than writing in hindi samjha karo yaar 😭 Anyways I hope you enjoyed! Comedy utni acchi nhi ho saki so I apologize for that! Love y'all mwah! <3 neeche announcement hai dekhlo.

- AN

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