Scarface⚡️- Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps

Badassbitch💖- um raven..?

Badassbitch💖- OH!

Badassbitch💖- Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston!
Even when taking your lumps

Scarface⚡️- There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy

Badassbitch💖- Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

Scarface⚡️- No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

Badassbitch💖-For there's no man in town half as manly

Scarface⚡️- You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

Badassbitch💖- Who plays darts like Gaston?
Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?

Scarface⚡️- As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Badassbitch💖- My, what a guy, that Gaston!

Scarface⚡️-I needed encouragement Thank you, LeFou

Badassbitch💖- Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! Too much?

Scarface⚡️-... Yup

Badassbitch💖- No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston

Scarface⚡️- In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston

Badassbitch💖- When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver
And beasts of the field say a prayer

Scarface⚡️- First, I carefully aim for the liver Then I shoot from behind

Badassbitch💖- is that fair?

Scarface⚡️- I don't care

Badassbitch💖- No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston!

Scarface⚡️- In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston

Badassbitch💖- I'm especially good at expectorating!

Scarface⚡️- Ten points for Gaston!

Badassbitch💖- When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large

Scarface⚡️- And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Badassbitch💖- Who has brains like Gaston?
Entertains like Gaston?

Scarface⚡️- Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?

Badassbitch💖- I use antlers in all of my decorating

Scarface⚡️- Say it again

Badassbitch💖- who's a man among men

Scarface⚡️- Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess

Badassbitch💖- Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town
Who's got all of it down...

Scarface⚡️- And his name's G-A-S...T... I believe there's another T...

Badassbitch💖- It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...

Scarface⚡️- Gaston!

Badassbitch💖- well that was fun lol

Scarface⚡️- I was bored

Badassbitch💖- well it is 12:30am why are you up?

Scarface⚡️- ... nightmares

Scarface⚡️ - why's re u up?

Badassbitch💖- I just couldn't sleep so I was reading

Scarface⚡️- Oh