||dont judge this is a great musical. don't fucking argue with me m8|| ||its on Netflix y'all should check it out||
||donkey: Ron
Shrek: Harry
Fiona: Draco
Three blind mice: Hermione, Pansy and Ginny
Lord Farquaad: Voldemort ahahaha  ||

Ron:
There's something going on around here
I've been watching and the signals are clear
A nervous laugh when he brushes his skin
The sweaty palms, the big dopey grin
Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm
With a giggle and a flip of his hair
I smell the pheromones in the air
Making goo goo eyes over their food
They need my help here in setting the mood
Oh you don't believe love is blind'
Well I got some friends who think otherwise. And here they are. Direct from my imagination

Hermione, Pansy & Ginny:
Three Blind Mice

Ron:
Watch your step girls

H&P&G:
Three Blind Mice
See how they run

Ron:
You got to turn up the heat
You got to butter the pan

Ron with H&P&G;
You got to make a move and don't be afraid

Ron:
Reach for his hand
And maybe give him a kiss

Ron with H&P&G:
He's waiting for a move to be made

Ron:
You got to

H&P&G:
Got to

Ron:
Got to

H&P&G:
Got to

Ron:
Got to

H&P&G:
Got to yeah

Ron:
You got to make a move

H&P&G:
You got to make a move

Ron:
You got to make a move

H&P&G:
You got to make a move

Ron:
You got to make a move

H&P&G:
You got to make a move

Both:
Yeah

Ron:
**Spoken in a deep voice**
Harry
I know you can't hear me right now,
but if you could I would want to say a few things to you I am in your corner buddy,
but you have got to tell that boy
what you are feeling deep down.
You may not get another chance.
So just go on now. Just open your heart and

Harry:
Umm Prince

Ron:
Here we go

Draco:
Yes Harry

Ron:
Oh he's gonna tell him

Harry:
I uh

Ron:
I can't take this

Harry:
Well I was uh

Ron:
Uh Huh

Harry:
I was wondering

Ron:
Ok

Harry:
I was wondering

Ron:
Spit it out!

Harry:
Are you gonna eat that?

Ron:
Man what is wrong with you
**singing**
You got to make a move
You got to shift into gear
You got to buckle down and give it a whirl
The scene is set right out of a book
With a sunset and a beautiful boy
So you've got to

H&P&G:
Got to

Ron:
Got to

H&P&G:
Got to

Ron:
Got to

H&P&G:
Got to yea

Ron:
You got to make a move

//heheheheh i love shrek, both the movie and the musical ahahaha
Anyways check out the richjake(?)(or jakerich?) animatic to this cause it's amazing!!

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