Chapter 14 (PS, PLEASE READ THE SMALL A/N IN THE END, IT IS VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT)
Shizukas pov.

"MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON!" I yelled at the top of my lungs as I slammed open my bedroom door. "I SHALL SING PARTS OF HAMILTON FOR THE WHOLE LAND OF FIRE TO HEAR"

I could hear Bakashi in the kitchen drop his plates and mutter, "oh no. Please no. Kami no."

"OUI OUI MON AMI~!" My feet moved with the beat, "JE M'APPELLE LAFAYETTE! THE LANCELOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET~" with my eyes closed and pajamas swaying with my every step, I danced into the kitchen and plopped my ass down on a chair, "I CAME FROM AFAR, JUST TO SAY BONSOIR! TELL THE KING, CASSE TOI!"

I opened my eyes, one arm on my forehead and one leg in the air while leaning backwards, sideways on the chair I yelled, "WHOS THE BEST? CEST MOI!" And ended it with a wink to an imaginary camera.

Bakashi chuckled from the stove, still having trouble maneuvering the pan. "Alright alright you restless little thing. Plates out, I think I finally made a decent omelet. I need you to appreciate it." His frilly pink apron swished about as he twirled like a ballerina to deliver his "one decent" omelet to me.

"Smells nice." I commented, "looks nice too. Now does it taste nice is the real question." I raised my fork in the air and whammed it down onto the yellow egg. A bite went into my mouth as Bakashi stood next to me, hands folded above his waist like a maid, "mm, it's uh great. Yea. Yeup. Great. Just. A lil salt would be better." I said as I sprayed it with the salt shaker, making it hail.

...

Get it?

Like. Instead of making it rain I'm making it hail? Cuz like, salt and stuff?

No? Okay.

I could practically feel the specific seven out of eight dickwads inside me laughing while cringing.

"Oh shut it" I snapped.

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"So uh. What do I do now? I've arrived at the test place, I've beat up the two lazy guards, I've almost blew up the training ground, and attempted to smash a bug and created a crater instead. What now." I asked bored out of my mind, "honestly if it wasn't for Bakashi I wouldn't even be here." My eyes trailed to Bakashi, glaring at him with such venom even the three sages would've flinched.

He sweat dropped and turned around to talk to some really badass lookin lady. Then all of a sudden it was like a light bulb switched on, "OH RIGHT! IM SUPPOSED TO LOOK FOR MY TEAMMATES!!" With one foot in front and the other ready to launch me off, a hand was placed on my shoulder. So out of reflex, I grabbed it and threw the object forward.

"Oof" it grunted in pain. I looked down in horror as I realized I just flipped the third hokage.

Shit.

"OH SHIT. IM SO SORRY! SHIT. I PROMISE I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOU!" I must've bowed like a hundred times and apologized thousands.

He laughed and waved it off, "it's alright Ryuu. But I am here to tell you that you won't be competing with your team. Instead you will be placed in a group with your dragons. You will be allowed to chose two, and two only, dragons to participate with you in our annual chuunin exams."

I blinked. "So. You signed me up for this shit. With none of my actual teammates. Instead with my dragons. That's uh. Great."

"I'm deeply sorry Ryuu for this but." He paused to take out his cigar, "they only slow groups of three. And considering your advantage, I suggested to do this instead."

I snorted, "alright pops. But don't blame me when children start dying one by one. Also," my hand whipped up and slapped the mofo cigar onto the ground. With a flick of my wrist, it dispersed into ashes. "No smoking. It's not healthy."

Pops laughed and walked away stroking his long ass beard as I sat down on the dirt, reentering my dragon realm. Or rather, my seal.

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"Y'all heard the old man. I got to chose two of you guys. Who wants to be bothered raise your hands." I stated bored outta my mind at the eight dragons blinking quite awkwardly in front of me. "Yea okay. Never mind what you think, I'm choosing for you."

I scanned the group looking for the best duo that could cause a lot of damage. My tongue clicked, "Rai, Mizu. You two, with me. Out with me. Now." Since raijin was a lightning dragon and Mizu a water dragon, the two combined would be lethal. I raised my finger at them and gestured for them to follow me.

They shrugged and followed.

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"With all due respect Ryuu sama, but why are you taking this test? Does the hokage not understand the meaning of 'S ranked rogue?'" Rai asked seeming genuinely curious as we were walking in the halls on our way to the first exams.

"Not sure. We're here anyway might as well make the best of it. By the way, yoru told you guys to stay alert right?" I raised an eyebrow at the weird feeling atmosphere. Something was definitely off but I couldn't pinpoint it.

"Hai." They both agreed from either side of me.

Not far up ahead was my original team getting into some fight with another. "Oy you three dimwits. Don't pick a fight here. You're not even on the right floor yet." I yelled from a few feet away, still walking toward them.

"Ryuu chan! Who are they?" Whiskers questioned, narrow eyed.

"My new team for the exams. Apparently they only allow groups of three and since my reputation is quite the rep, pops said I could just go with two of my dragons instead." I jabbed a thumb at the two walking behind me, making me look like some gang leader. "That's rai and he's Mizu. You met Mizu before."

The three shyly waved at my dragons, then realization dawned, "wait. What do you mean wrong floor?" Cherry exclaimed

"That's your teammate? Kami she's stupid." Mizu scoffed in disbelief then with a snap of his fingers, bam. The number 3 morphed into 2 right above the flight of stairs. "I believe this is the working of that chuunin right there Ryuu sama." He pointed at the man behind whiskers.

"I agree." Rai chimed in.

"I don't care. As long as we get to wherever we're supposed to go I'm fine." I spun on my heel. Before I could go anywhere, I felt a presence approaching me at a rapid speed. On instinct, I whipped out a kunai just as the figure was stopped.

Here's what it looked like.

A green blob being held back by two men as I press a kunai on the blobs neck. If rai and Mizu hadn't stopped him he would've been headless.

Pale faces and furrowed eyebrows surrounded us. Eyes analyzing us as I pulled back and the two released the boy. "Who are you?"

"SUCH YOUTHFUL REFLEXES!!! MY NAME IS LEE AND I WISH FOR YOU TO BECOME MY GIRLFRIEND!!" He kneeled down on one knee and pulled out a rose from nowhere.

I wrinkled my nose, unsatisfied. "No."

"BUT PLEASE MY YOU-"

My heel was raised and brought smack down on his forehead, "I said. No."

An once again, the room drops a couple degrees.

"I apologize on ryuu samas behalf, it seems that she will be like this for the next five to six days. Please don't take it to heart." Rai informed them. ah, charming.

"Yea but if ya keep askin her ya green blob she will snap your neck." And then there's Mizu. Blunt.

I rolled my eyes and snapped my fingers. "Let's go you two, the chuunin exams await. Oh and you three" I framed my neck to look at my team, "don't get killed in the process. I still need my team despite what my title is."

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OKAY SO, THIS IS WHATS GONNA HAPPEN. IDK WHO THE LOVE INTEREST WILL BE, MAYBE NO ONE MAYBE IDEK GAARA OR SOMEONE. BUT IM AFRAID IT CANT BE KAKASHI BC I ALREADY MADE HIM SEEM MORE OF A FATHER FIGURE RATHER THEN A LOVER SO. THERES THAT. OKAY. CYA. On another note, it's my birthdaaay. joy . I'm very sad. The following an will be me ranting. Feel free to skip.

Okay. So. EVERYTIME there's a birthday my school has this tradition of decorating the birthday persons locker and I was excited for mine. Welp. I walked up the stairs. And a blank pallet awaited me. I was and still am like really sad because it's not like they forgot my birthday. And I might sound petty or whiny but like there was nothing on Instagram or snap chat and idek I just feel like crying. My best friend didn't even remember it until she heard another friend of mine say "happy birthday lily!" I just never like my birthday. Last year my mom took me to a poker game (with her friends at her friends house) and it was so boring. I literally sat on a couch and did nothing. There was no cake or anything. I know I'm sounding petty af rn but idk. I'm just sad. Ugh.

Edit: Thank you guys so much for the birthday wishes ❤️ ! If you haven't read my previous rants, I was not in a healthy relationship/friendship. I was constantly left out and by myself. However, recently (like halfway into summer vacation) I have found a new group of friends! They include me in everything they do, and are the bestest friends i could ever ask for.

If one of you lovelies are in a relationship/friendship I was in before, I urge you to leave! Ik it is hard, for I was scared that I would have no friends if I left but don't worry! New friends are just around the corner, it's never too late to make some 😊.

Once again, thank you guys so much for the birthday wishes. I love reading them; they make me smile a lot ❤️ ❤️❤️