Kenji: Seriously, Irina came to me the other day and asked me to fix her laptop because it wouldn't read DVD's. Guess what? She put it in there... upside down.

Satan: *starts laughing*

Lucifer: *sigh* Oh jeez, it can't get any dumber than that, can it now...

Satan, panicked: No, don't say that!

Lucifer: Huh? Why?

Satan: It might be taken as a challenge...