Satan: Really, sometimes, I'm asking myself who ties your shoelaces for you.

Irina: You really are an asshole.

Satan: If my jokes offend you, 1. I'm sorry, 2. it won't happen again, 3. one and two are both lies, and 4. you're a fool if you believed this for even one second.

Irina: Why are you so shitty to me?!

Satan: Let me get this straight? You're a bitch to me and you're surprised that I'm a bitch back? You must be a very stupid bitch.

Irina: You're horrible, you know that?

Satan: No, I'm a nice person unless you push the bitch button.