Dipper: *gets matches*

Me: where the hell did you get matches!?

Dipper: *says in dark voice* doesn't matter *lights match*

Me: MY PHONE!!

Dipper: *sets it on fire*

Me: T_T

Dipper: saved your life

Me: COME HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK! *Chases him*

Dipper: CAITLIN SAVE ME!!