*a wild Reyloshipper has appeared*

"Reylo! Reylo! Haha kidding, anyway, da_bunny_lover has tagged me again, twice. This has to be my five hundredth tag." I laugh. "Anyway... let's do this thing!"

A reporter smashes through a nearby window. "Hello! My names Gumby, I heard you were doing an interview, can I ask the questions?" He asks.

"What the HECK?!? THIS FLOOR IS FIVE STORIES UP! I THOUGHT WE WERE SAFE FROM REPORTERS!" I yell, and he begins to frown and groan, "fine Gumby, but you have to do me a favor in return." I relent, giving him the stack of cue cards I made earlier and we both sit down.

"Awesome! First question: what is your favorite movie?" Gumby asks, loudly.

"Star Wars!" I shout.

"Um, Mattoryreyloshipper? That's not a mov-"

"STAR WARS!!!!" I interrupt.

"Um that's no-"

"S.T.A.R.W.A.R.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I interrupt again, screaming from the rooftops.

"Fine! Next question: single or taken?" Gumby asks.

"Single." I say, "but I have like ten fictional boyfriends and Benedict Cumberbatch."

"Okay..." Gumby says, shifting uncomfortably. "Next question: sun or moon?"

"Definitely the moon, the moon doesn't give people burns and blisters!" I answer, matter of factly.

"Rain or shine?" Gumby asks.

"Rain, cause my dad doesn't tell me to go outside if it's raining!" I say

"Ok, next tag! Ready?" Gumby asks.

"Yup!" I reply, enthusiastically.

"Ok, would you rather live on Hoth or Tattooine?" He asks.

"Hoth!"

"Would you have a Tie fighter or an X-wing?"

"X-wing! They look easier to fly!"

"Would you rather kiss Cassian Andork or Poe Dameron?"

"UM EXCUSE YOU DID YOU JUST CALL CASSIAN 'PRECIOUS CHURRO' ANDOR A DORK?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU?!?!" I go over to him and scream in his face.

"He's a bad character!" Gumby says, trying to defend himself.

"You're fired, go away." I say coldly and Gumby stands and leaves sadly, handing me the cue cards.

"Peter! I need someone to help me finish this interview!" I yell and Peter Parker swings through a window right beside the one Gumby came through and lands in the middle of the floor.

"What is is with people and ruining perfectly good windows?" I say under my breath.

"Why me? I'm not even a reporter! And you just started liking super heroes!" Peter reminds me.

"Yes, but you're the closest thing I could think of, but you don't have to do it, I can always ask Kara Danvers I'm sure she won't mind..." I say.

"I'll do it!" He yells, and I give him the stack of cards and smile and we both sit down.

"Okay, would you rather have Rey or Jyn Erso as a friend."

"Rey, so then I could her wingwoman and help Reylo happen, cause I need my otp to be cannon! I would do that for either of them, but Jassian is all but confirmed cannon and I just really need Reylo, Okay!" I say and wipe at my eyes just now realizing I'm crying.

"Um... I have no idea what you're talking about... are you okay? Do you feel sick?" Peter asks, standing up, coming over to my chair, and feeling my forehead. "You feel fine, are you okay?"

"Yeah, I just had a feels attack." I say, smiling reassuringly.

"A... Feels... Attack? You know what, never mind... do you ship Reylo or Stormpilot?" Peter asks, cautiously.

"Reylo!" I answer, fully recovered from my feels attack.

"Would you rather murder Jabba the Hutt or Kylo Ren? What in the world?!?" Peter protests.

"In honor of Leia Organa-Solo, I will slay the monstrous Hutt!!!" I declare, standing up on the chair with my arm up, looking like a super heroine, but smiling evilly.

"Seriously? You're like 5'2" and you're wearing a t-shirt that says 'glitter is my favorite color' you're not going to kill a fly, let alone a giant, green, thousand+ pound space monster!" Peter scoffes.

"You don't know that! Size matters not!" I say.

"But... you're... Okay, moving on... would you rather be a scavenger or a rebel?"

"I want to join the rebellion!" I hoot and jump off the chair.

"I'm leaving, you're crazy!" Peter grumbles, shoots a web out of his wrist, flies out yet another window, and leaves me running around the room like I'm an X-wing pilot.

The end.

I actually just got the t-shirt yesterday from my neighbor. Here's a picture:

I tag:

korvescence_9

LittleReyof_Sunshine

derp_eyes

AriStoat_SK

hazeIIvsque

Thanks for reading!