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As the world recovers from its zombie apocalypse, Maurice is thrust into a lifestyle that is neither welcoming nor fit for his presence. What he considers was a rather good zombie life suddenly leaves him a victim to the hunters who believe otherwise. For the ONC 2022…

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Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what? Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included in this wacky story!Inspired by @lothcatwillow88 's Star Wars Rebels Texting and @8JustEnjoyLife8 's Avengers in a Chatroom!All copyright intended fir the original creators. But there's none for my ideas. Feel free to take any of these ideas for your own stories. Just give me credit for any of my art I post.…

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What am I doing with my life..?A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!!Some mature humor.…

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You are a officer highly skilled in mathematics who works at one of the computer labs used to keep the Star Destroyers airborne. Grand Moff Tarkin has informed you that you will be apprenticed under none other than Director Orson Callan Krennic, head of the Advanced Weapons Research Division. But how is Director Krennic going to handle this sudden addition to his team? And is there another reason Tarkin assigned you to this position? This is the first fan fiction I've written in second person so please don't kill me. Gender-fluid reader and deprived romance plot line. A little swearing at times but very limited due to Wattpad guidelines and the fact the Star Wars movies have little to no swearing. Swears may also be Star Warsified.Started May 2017…

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A story written for any writing contests I do.#3 for the Wattpad Ambassador's Aim To Engage contest.…

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Everyone else is doing these so I thought "Heck, why not join the fun?" So here is an art book with stuff I've made from multiple fandoms (but mainly Star Wars). Read if you want.Also, I should find a picture of Thrawn instead of Pryce doing the... flying... Governor... dance... whatever...I take requests! DM/PM/Message me or comment!…

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In an attempt to communicate with Artyom, Pavel goes the distance but makes a mistake along the way. Mute!Artyom, Healed!Moscow, basically life is a little easier for them.…

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If you're ever curious about what Derp_eyea does with her life, come read this book! If not, move along there is nothing to see here. (Not my toy. Just a Roy Mustang picture I took off the internet).…

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In which countries who have been given human qualities like talking type to one another... and makes some random history (or modern time) jokes.Lots of puns in here. Some good, most bad.…

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I see you have taken an interest in this book. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Director Orson Callan Krennic, head of the Advanced Weapons and Technology Research and I'm here to tell you my brutally honest opinion about ships. (Aka I'm bored and I see a lot of these so why not?)…

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Agent Kallus used to have normal days in the Empire. That was until Governor Pryce threw him under her feet. Things were looking down for him until the Grand Inquisitor appears out of nowhere and offers to bring some 'spice' to Kallus's life. Now Kallus is trapped in the middle of some crazy games with the Grand Inquisitor and his siblings.OOC characters…

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Suffering from famine, death, and low morale of her people, Ukraine tries the only solution to the problem she can think of. Unfortunately it's not a satisfying solution for her sister.…

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Just a book for a challenge I decided to do…

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Eren didn't expect Hanji's potion to work correctly. And it didn't. What's even worse is that Hanji dropped the potion's vile in the middle of a meeting, affecting three very important people.De-aging fanfiction. Don't read if this isn't your type of thing.I forgot I made this lol…

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Part 1 of the Rogue Ships Series ROGUE ONE SPOILERS ********************Academy AU (since I have not read Catalyst yet to know what actually happens).Orson Krennic met Galen Erso at the Republic's Program and things just clicked for them. What adventures will these two encounter and is their friendship more than just a friendship? Boring summary and boring title, just read the book.…

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{Completed}ROGUE ONE SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SPOILED!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!••••••••••••••••After Scarif was destroyed, Orson Krennic finds himself in the realm of the dead. There, he meets up with Galen and Lyra Erso. Time passes and Galen and Lyra hear nothing about their daughter, Jyn, who died on the same day as Orson did. Compelled by this mystery, Orson sets out to find his best friend's daughter and encounters more than an afterlifetime of adventure.Has some language (mainly Star Warsified) and some fighting but this is Star Wars. Also, this story is not beta-ed. So if you find a mistake, please comment.…

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"Bodhi was a zombie. Not a regular zombie but definitely a zombie none the less..."Bodhi Rook has been turned into a zombie. Unlike most people, who go from human to zombie in a few hours, he manages to outlast that time frame and live a little longer aside his lover, Cassian Andor. But with each passing moment, his human form decomposes into a zombie form and Bodhi slowly loses his sanity. How does he and Cassian cope with this problem and is it too late to save Bodhi?A pilot² zombie AU oneshot.Also an entry for the @WattZombie/@Fright/@Fanfiction contest A Zombie Fanpocalypse.…