Back in hell...

"Kamiii! He's dead! Bakubro is dead! It's all my fault! I killed him!" Eijiro wailed, latching onto the yellow boy who had an indifferent look on his face. 

"Bakuhoe ain't dead. I bet he's too busy screwing those humans to even think of coming back." Denki shrugged, trudging off with a large teddy bear dragged along by his waist, passing by their anxious-looking queen as she paced up and down the hallway.

Spotting their queen, the redhead sucked in a large breath, manning himself up as he stomped over to her. "My queen-"

"Ah! Kiri! Oh, seems like you're here too, Kami! Just in time-" Mitsuki chirped, rushing over to them.

"Please hear me out, my Queen! I'm so sorry about Bakubro! If I didn't let him go, he wouldn't be dead! It was not manly of me to do so! Please punish me!" Eijiro's voice boomed loudly in the silent enclosed space as he looked down onto the ground, not daring to see his queen's reaction.

"Harh? Like that brat will die so easily. I bet he's thinking with his dick more than his brain that's why he's not back yet. " She snorted loudly, causing the soft boi to stare up at her with a dumbfounded look on his face. "It's not your fault Kiri. It's all that dumb brat's own problem." She chuckled, patting his soft red hair which he hadn't spiked them up since the disappearance of his main bro.

'Goddess! My Queen is a goddess! My queen is the most womanly!' Eijiro thought to himself, tearing up from her touching words as he stood up slowly, wiping his unshed tears away while staring at his Queen with much admiration.

"Anyways, I'm in a dire situation." Mitsuki suddenly turned serious as the two boys gulped, wondering what could threaten their all-mighty Queen. "What should I wear?!" 

"You look in anything, my Queen." Eijiro answered honestly but that answer didn't seem to be what she was finding.

"My Queen... go commando. Well, that's what I would like to say but you look even more breathtaking in... that." Denki smirked, giving her a Lenny face to which she reflected the same look on her face with much amusement.

"I love your thinking kiddo. I knew I can count on you. I'll be going now, remember to use protection, my boys." She chirped, disappearing from sight as beautiful red sparkles fluttered down and vanishing into thin air.

"What's... that?" Eijiro asked in pure confusion as the other grinned.

"It's just that." He answered vaguely, winking at the innocent bean who just stared at him even more confused. 

Turning at a corner, Denki stopped abruptly, causing the slightly taller male to bump into him. Taking a side step, he turned, pinning the redhead against the wall and trapping him between his arms. Leaning over slightly, he breathed out huskily, "What's so good about Bakuhoe even? I treat you better."

"He spars with me. You're always finding excuses to avoid me..." Eijiro murmured, staring down at the yellowhead with much concern towards his sudden behaviour. 

"I can spar with you too..." Denki whispered, looking up into the guy's sparkling red ruby eyes as he felt his heart softened. Stepping away slightly, he let his hands slide off the wall as he looked up hesitantly, watching out for the other's reaction. 

"You will?" Eijiro asked excitedly, making the yellowhead huff in amusement before shaking his head. 

"Only in bed, of course." He breathed out softly before turning and continuing his route.

"B-Bed? What if it breaks?" He stuttered out, purely concerned over breaking the bed, too dense and innocent to get what the other one was hinting. "Kami? Hey! Don't ignore me! Kami!"

Somewhere else in hell...

"Inko-channnnn!" Mitsuki hollered as she appeared out of nowhere, pushing her best friend onto the ground as she hugged her cuddly friend in a tight grip.

"Miichan!" Inko Midoriya gasped in shock as she hugged her back with an equally tight grip. "My my, isn't this your lacy harness lingerie set? You look so good in it! What are you doing here anyways?"

"Sexy ey. Can't I visit my best friend?" Mitsuki huffed, pulling onto the bubbly greenette's cheek. "How many cookies have you been eating? You've turned cuddly!" 

"Miichannn! I-I can't help it! I have to test whatever I bake! That's why I'm like that..." She pouted, stomping back into her house as Mitsuki followed after her. 

Entering the little hut, the smell of freshly baked cookies filled the air, making her hum in delight as she took in the interior decorations which didn't seem to change since the last time she visited. "Is flower tea fine?" Inko called out from the kitchen as Mitsuki nodded.

Scanning the place, she huffed loudly when her eyes landed on the unfashionable white hospital-like gown which was hanged at the same spot since a few decades ago.

"You still keep that?" She questioned as Inko chuckled, placing down a bowl of cookies along with a pot of tea. "Ooo cute!" Mitsuki squealed, eyeing the cute little goodies as she held herself back from gobbling all down.

"Thanks. Glad you like it." Smiling softly, Inko took a seat beside her before taking a deep breath. "Ready, Miichan?"

"Whenever you are." Receiving a reassuring smile from her bestie, Inko let out a long breath before snapping her finger. Almost immediately, the whole surface of the table flashed white, the blur swirls slowly coming clear... revealing their sons.

Who the fuck is he, Deku! The fiery blonde snapped, causing Mitsuki to slam her head against the table as she apologised towards her best friend for her son's behaviour.

Why should I tell you? Not like he concerns you or even me. Izuku sassed, placing his hand against his hip as he stared up into Katsuki's eyes.

"Damn Inko. Your boy got your sass." Mitsuki commented in awe, watching as the male version of her best friend dealt with her son like he was nothing.

"Only from the best." Mama Inko winked, pride swelling in her chest as she cheered her boy on internally.

You told it that that dude was your favourite! I'm supposed to be your favourite! He snarled, pinning the greenette against the wall and placing a knee between his groin. 

"Ooo my brat's jealous. But my my that's hot. Even Masaru didn't do that to me." Mitsuki swooned, sticking her face to the table to get a better look.

"Miichan! Behave!" Inko chided, pouring herself a cup of tea as she sipped on it with eyes still glued to their kids. Not that she was bothered about it. She just felt it was the right thing to say then.

"Inko you fujoshi! Calm that fujoshi heart and stop that nosebleed!" Mitsuki screeched, pushing a bunch of tissues towards the overheated fujoshi as she herself drooled at the sight.

What have you done to make me like you? Much less, my favourite? Izuku taunted, rolling his eyes at the much taller blonde, not intimidated by his piercing gaze that seems to stare through his soul.

Give me a month. You'll fall for me by then. If you don't, I'll leave. Katsuki answered confidently as the smaller guy smirked back up at him with an equally confident look on his face.

You're on, Kacchan~ The greeenette purred, trailing a finger along Katsuki's sharp jawline, making him tense a little. Suddenly...the screen went black.

"Holy shit! What happens next! Why is the connection gone?! Inkoooo!" Mitsuki screamed, grabbing her best friend who was too out of it to even realise that their HD screen is gone.

"Hehe...sorry. My nose keeps gushing..." Inko giggled, pressing the tissue against her nose as she recalled the scene of their two boys, triggering more blood to flow.

"Inkoooo!"

Inko and Mitsuki is just me in short. Who else? Where are my fellow fujoshi and fudanshi at?