Thalia's Third Post

LikeI'mGonnaSay: So tired. Just finished watching both seasons of Sword Art Online (the dub and sub) along with the movie. I need a new anime now. Help!

Comments:

ISurvivedTheUnderworld: YURI ON ICE!!!!!!!

LikeI'mGonnaSay: I already watched that like ten times, at least half of them with you Hazel.

ISurvivedTheUnderworld: -____-

AllDaLadiesLoveLeo: Look! A whale!

CoachHedge: POKÉMON!

LikeI'mGonnaSay: no. just no.

CoachHedge: Why not? You gotta kill 'em all!

CallMeJason: Um... Coach? It's gotta CATCH 'em all, not kill 'em all.

CoachHedge: ...

CoachHedge: Shut up Grace.

IAmWiseGirl: Time out! You watched SAO IRL?

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Um... Where else would I watch it? It's not like I live in a video game.

IAmWiseGirl: Right. Sorry. I just got excited.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Now I understand who your profile picture is of and the quote in your bio.

PiperMcLean: Wait, what?

IAmWiseGirl: My profile pic is of a SAO character and my bio has a quote from him.

PiperMcLean: Who is it?

IAmWiseGirl: This smol bean.

PiperMcLean: Again, who is it?

IAmWiseGirl: Kazuto Kirigaya aka Kirito. He's the main protagonist. He may be such an over powered character and may be a giant dick sometimes, but he has many great attributes, like his compassion for others and his determination.

I'mASeaweedBrain: Annabeth, you used too many big words in one sentence. Can you dumb it down for me?

IAmWiseGirl: Kazuto Kirigaya aka Kirito. He's the main character. He may have too much power and sometimes acts like a dick, but he has many great qualities to him, like his ability to care for others besides himself and his determination. There. Better?

I'mASeaweedBrain: Yes. Thanks! Love ya!

IAmWiseGirl: Love you too.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Oh my god! No Percabeth fluff on my post!

PiperMcLean: Anyway... What's the quote?

IAmWiseGirl: "I'd rather trust and regret than doubt and regret."

AllDaLadiesLoveLeo: Hold up! Your profile pic doesn't look like that guy! It doesn't even have a face!

IAmWiseGirl: That's because it's Kirito's back. He's grabbing his two swords because he has the dual wield ability!

AllDaLadiesLoveLeo: Oh. Okay. Continue.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Anyway... I found this one anime, but it looks sketchy...

IAmWiseGirl: What's it called?

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Corpse Party. Heard of it?

IAmWiseGirl: 😨

PiperMcLean: 😨

ISurvivedTheUnderworld: 😨

ThatOracleDraws: 😨

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Why do all those faces look scared?

IAmWiseGirl: Because of that anime name.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Have you guys heard of it?

PiperMcLean: Oh yeah.

ThatOracleDraws: Do not watch it.

ISurvivedTheUnderworld: Thalia, we're just protecting you right now.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Why? What's so bad about an anime?

IAmWiseGirl: Twas a stormy October night, just like this one!

FaiZhang: Um Annabeth? It's not raining and it's in the middle of June.

ISurvivedTheUnderworld: Frank?

FaiZhang: Yes dear?

ISurvivedTheUnderworld: Shut up.

FaiZhang: Yes dear.

IAmWiseGirl: Percy was in New York, handing out candy to tiny children. Jason and Frank were visiting Camp Jupiter across the country. Rachel's parents were out of town. Hazel was visiting New York for the weekend. The three of us decided to go to Rachel's house to celebrate Halloween our own way. When we got there, we found this anime called Corpse Party, which is about these nine people who get trapped in an alternate dimension where ghost children, other people, and an ax wielding maniac slowly try to kill off all the characters. By the end, the four of us were huddled in a corner, terrified when one of made a noise.

PiperMcLean: Then we saw EricVanWilderman play the game, and we got unscared.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: What's so bad about the anime vs. the game?

IAmWiseGirl: In the anime, 2 and 1/2 people make it out.

PiperMcLean: More like 2 and 1/4. But continue.

IAmWiseGirl: In the video game, 5 people make it out.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Where did the 1/2 and 1/4 come from?

IAmWiseGirl: Do you want us to tell you?

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Hmmm. Let me think. YES!

IAmWiseGirl: Two people and one person's arms made it out in the anime. When they got back, they were holding the other person's severed arms.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Jesus Christ!

PiperMcLean: Which is why we're trying to stop you from watching it.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Should I be worried about what you guys watch when I'm not around?

ISurvivedTheUnderworld: Saying that you were about to watch the exact same anime, probably not.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Welp, now I have no anime to watch.

IAmWiseGirl: Who said you don't? I'm recommending Yowamushi Pedal and Akiba's Trip.

ISurvivedTheUnderworld: Yowamushi Pedal? Never heard of it. What's it about?

IAmWiseGirl: Basically an otaku learns to love bicycle racing when a kid dares him to race. It's really funny.

ISurvivedTheUnderworld: Might look into that.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: And Akiba's Trip?

IAmWiseGirl: Basically this otaku brother and sister get pulled into a war between humans and demons when the brother saves this demon girl, dies, and brings the brother back as her underling to save all of Akihabra from a demon group called the Bugged Ones who want to "cleanse" Akihabra by killing all the humans. It's better than how I'm describing it.

LikeI'mGonnaSay: Sweet! I'm in!

FaiZhang: Okay, let's take a minute to recognize the fact that we've been sitting here quietly and letting the girls fangirl over something we have no expertise in.

I'mASeaweedBrain: I've never even heard of anime.

IAmWiseGirl: Percy. Athena cabin. Now.

I'mASeaweedBrain: Why?

IAmWiseGirl: I'm forcing you to watch Ouran Highschool Host Club.

I'mASeaweedBrain: Now?

IAmWiseGirl: Right now. Move it!

I'mASeaweedBrain: Yes ma'am.

AllDaLadiesLoveLeo: WHIPPED!

I'mASeaweedBrain: Shut up Valdez.

~•~

"Hey E!" Mary, one of Emma's friends said, walking up to her, holding a multicolored fidget spinner.

"Hey Mary."

"I can't believe what happened yesterday at Top Ten!"

"Me neither. Do you think Wade actually, you know," Emma put her hand up to her mouth, making it look like she was smoking something.

"I honestly have no idea! That make out session that Wade and Cassidy had though..."

"I know! I didn't expect that to happen!"

"And what were you doing the entire time?"

"Reading Trials of Apollo."

Mary rolled her eyes. "Of course you were. What are you going to read next? Kane Chronicles?"

"You may think that I'm obsessed, but I'm not. Just for the record."

"Whatever." Mary rolled her eyes. "How was holding the door open?"

"Great. I had flashbacks to when we built the set the first time. I was holding the door open then too."

Mary chuckled, then checked her watch. "I gotta go. I'm supposed to be meeting Karissa at Starbucks. See you later?"

"Yeah. Bye Mary!"

"Bye."

As Mary walked away, Emma sighed. "If I'm ever gonna survive, I need to read more."

Emma glanced up and saw a human like bird flying right towards her. It was carrying a whip which had fire coursing through it. "Great. A Kindly One. Better run inside!"

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