heh..

11/21/24

12:02 pm

My friend (J) and my friends mom (B) is here and

Q: Why did the snowman suddenly smile?
A: He could see the snowblower coming

Q: What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
A: Only one has nuts.

Q: What's the three shortest words in the dictionary?
A: "Is it in?"

Q: What does a robot do after a one-night stand?
A: He nuts and bolts.

Q: What did Winnie the Pooh say to his love interest?
A: "Show me the honey"

SPARE ME

HELP

J's PULLING JOKES FROM A DIRTY JOKE WEBSITE

Q: Are you a pie?
A: Because I'd like a piece of you.

Q: What gets wetter when things get steamy?
A: Steamboats.

PFT THEIR DOG JUST BARKED SO WEIRDLY

Q: What's 6 inches long and has 2 nuts at the end?
A: An Almond Joy.

Q: What holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and pretty?
A: A hair tie.

Q: What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
A: Wendy's.

Q: What does one boob say to the other boob?
A: "If we don't get support, people will think we're nuts."

Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: She gagged.

Q: A cow has 4, but a woman only has 2. What am I?
A: Legs.

Q: Why did the sperm cross the road?
A: Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Q: Do you work at Dick's?
A: Because you're sporting the goods.

Q: What's the difference between a woman's husband and her boyfriend?
A: 60 minutes.

Q: Were your parents bakers?
A: They should have been because you've got a nice set of buns.

Q: Why did Popeye punch the Pope?
A: He heard he went to Mount Olive.

Q: Did you butt dial me?
A: I swear your booty is calling me.

Q: Are you a Slytherin?
A: I hope so, because I really want you to slither into my Chamber of Secrets.

Q: Are you a firefighter?
A: Because you make me hot and leave me wet.

Q: Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry.

Q: Are you a light switch?
A: Because you turn me on.

Q: Are you a Rubix cube?
A: Because the more I play with you, the harder you get.

Q: Are you a blanket?
A: Because I love it when you're on top of me.

Q: I get bigger each time you blow me. What am I?
A: A balloon.

Q: What's Moby Dick's dad's name?
A: Papa Boner.

Q: What did Pinocchio's lover say to him?
A: "Lie to me!"

Q: What goes up, lets out a load and then goes back down?
A: An elevator.

Q: What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say to clients as they leave?
A: "Thanks for coming!"

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Q: They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles.
A: Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?