"Well!" dad yells placing his hands under his under arm flaring levi's arms around.

"daddy please put levi down." I say trying not to laugh.

"ok" he says just dropping him which jults him awake.

"what! Ow!" levi yells I watch my dad bend down to meet his eyes.

"well hi there." dad says sarcastically making levi jump and grab onto my legs.

*big baby*

Your telling me.

"um could you kindly LET GO OF MY DAUGHTER!" dad yells making levi jump to his feet sliding away from me and dad.

"daddy please. This is levi." I say walking over to him "he's just a friend."

"y-yeah what s-she said..sir" levi says practically shaking the whole apartment building.

"he's not gonna hurt you levi are you daddy." I say giving him the look.

"maybe..you know I haven't decided." he says

"daddy!" I yell

"yes, and your Alice MY daughter" he says like the smartass he is.

"ugh you know what whatever!" I say slamming my bedroom door leaving him and levi.

Deadpool's P.O.V XP

"teenagers..." I sigh.

*oooo we should get chimichangas!*

Nah I've gotta deal with my bratty teenage daughter and this dumbass.

*we could just kill him*

Nah ally bear would probably hate me..more then she does now.

"sooo" the wimp nerd tries to say not making eye contact.

"you want to die." I say and he shakes him head violently. "ok then shut up...thank you" I says walking over to Alice's door.

"umm ally bear?" I say knocking

"What..Wade." she says clearly upset.

*ouch*

*can we kill that dumb ass now*

"Alice sky Wilson. I'm your father you know I just worry about you." I say

*ughh come on!*

Oh shut up.

She opens the door a crack glaring at me.

Aha ima do the thing!

*not the thing*

*you seriously think she'll still like that Deadpool you haven't done it since she was 5."

Oh well ima do it.

I pull out the dagger and plainly stab my mid-secton.

"oh my god dad no.." she says holding in her laughter.

"'oh my god dad' yes." I say

I fall on the floor on my back being dramatic "oh no the light ahhhhh I can see the light mother is that you?..ugh the pain! Tell the hooker I love her!" I close my eyes then open one and watch her bust out laughing "say it." I whisper.

"ok ok! But daddy which one!" she says

"i don't know ally bear I just don't know" I pull on her leg " ally...I just...wanted..to say..I want a...chimichanga!"

I watch her roll on the floor holding her stomach and the dumbass looking at us confused.

*****A/N*****
Can I just say....aweeeeeeee!
That's to my friend who gave me the whole dramatic scene sadly she doesn't have wattpad XP but love ya snow and Alice out!

*I think this is our longest chapter*

Everyone in the world XP: NO ONE ASKED YOU!