Colorado and DC bonding

DC "mentions it's cold back in Washington once" 

Is buried underneath mittens and scarves because Colorado keeps sewing them for him 

Colorado: Never microwave a Capri Sun

DC: What'd you do?

Colorado: I microwaved a Capri Sun

DC finds out Colorado is actually really smart and sometimes he helps him when he's working back at the Statehouse 

Yes California and Colorado taught DC how to smoke but DC was having a particularly bad night, Colorado was awake and well, y'know, and he literally taught him so he'd get some sleep. 

(I should write that)

DC worries Colorado might have a problem

Colorado just casually mentions he used to be on worse, which freaks DC out 

Full overprotective dad mode

DOUBLE DATES WITH HIM AND CONNECTICUT AND DC AND CALIFORNIA

They go to the movies together

Connecticut always sneaks in the snacks and argues with California during the movie

DC and Colorado have fun though

Colorado has joined the DC is baby club

DC always makes sure Colorado eats

(Which is ironic, when's the last time you ate sir) 

Colorado is actually nice about DC's attempts to cook Spanish/Mexican food 

(Not saying Texas/Florida/California aren't, they're more like a 'oh hon, leave it to the professionals) 

Colorado is....weirdly proud his brother has five boyfriends

Like full on card carrying 'ask me about my brother's five boyfriends' member

Colorado: *watching Jerry Springer* Dude, just date each other, it's the 2021 way!

California: He's confused but he's got the spirit. 

Someday, he'll teach DC how to ski 

One time, when he got DC high, he taught him how to do the wolf howl 

Which wouldn't of been a problem if it was one am 

Colorado: Texas lectures me, I don't understand what Loui's saying half the time, New York scares me, and I'm pretty sure Florida uses me for weed. DC's the third coolest of my brother's boyfriends

IDC thinks Colorado is a bad influence