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DC: Imagine having a loving relationship with your dad

The others: Can't relate

DC: I want that music box!*

Florida: I can make it for you!

Texas: No you can't.

Florida: Yes. I. Can.

*Okay but it's pretty cool

DC: *screams*

Louisiana: Was stuffing Olivia in the cupboard the best idea?

DC: D:

California: Okay, y'know what after The Lion King this may of been a bad idea

DC: THIS IS A SHERLOCK HOLMES STORY?

New York: Hold on, you know what Sherlock Holmes is?

DC: My mom left me a bunch of his books!

Florida: *hits New York over the head*

DC: This is a Disney movie, she's lucky she has a father

Florida: You're learning!

DC:

DC: Is this racist?

Texas: C'mon sugar, it was the eighties!

California: No that was racist.

Florida:

Florida: Hey Loui, we need all the pillows in the house and a gun

DC: NO.

New York: I never got this scene

DC: The bullets don't match

Texas: Like I don't scream when I find two bullets

DC: The bullets don't match

California: I really wish there weren't this many guns in this movie

DC: Forget it

DC: Does Disney have a no-mother fetish?

California: Who keeps a picture of your enemy on your man--
California:

California: Hang on

Texas: That robot is nightmare fuel

DC: And the bat bursting through the window wasn't?

DC: NOT THE MUSIC BOX

Florida: Me at the end of Spring Break

Louisiana: I may not like this guy, but he's smooth as hell

(Okay but that villain song tho: &t=52s&ab_channel=CurlySVT)

DC: Worse than the widows and WHAT HE DROWNED?

California: So he interrupts his own villain song to bitch about his rival

California: Hm

DC:

DC: But rat is in your name--

Texas: That's

Texas: That's a fat cat

(DC covering his eyes 'cuss he's convinced they'll show Bartholomew being eaten)

Florida: This movie is fucked UP

New York: You SUGGESTED IT

Louisiana: Now Basil, that was all your fault. You put the violin there.

DC: :D

DC: :D

DC: I would die for Toby

DC: BE NICE TO TOBY, BASIL

DC: Imagine being that tiny in a toy store

New York: This is what'd be like searching for clues with Florida and Louisiana

Florida and Louisiana: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Texas: Oh the toy is Dumbo!

DC: What's Dumbo?

Florida: *covers DC's ears* NOPE

DC: CAN THIS MOVIE STOP WITH THE JUMP SCARES FUCK

California: I feel bad for the toy shop owner next morning

Louisiana: You chased the bat up wobbly tower of toys, what did you expect?

DC: Basil you fucker Watson tried his best

DC:

DC: *cries* OLIVIA'S REUNITED WITH HER DAD

New York: Annnnd now Ratigan's being an ass

Texas: Wouldn't putting Olivia in a glass bottle kill her?

DC: Don't give this movie ideas!

Florida: Why does Ratigan care?

California: Look he's gay, okay, he's dramatic.

Everyone:

DC: *scoots over* Explain.

Texas: Fidget deserves it

California: Is there any logical explanation of why Basil has Ratigan's picture on his mantle and Ratigan interrupted his entire villain song to rant about him? They're exes!

DC: *nodding enthusiastically*

Florida:

Florida: LOUI

DC: NO

Florida: Heh, it's Daytona during bike week

DC: Aww I liked that act

New York: Basil wouldn't survive in a Brooklyn bar

California: Snow White....but a mouse?

Louisiana: The irony

DC: This song is nice

Texas: Reminds me of some of the bars back home

(The best song in the goddamn movie: &ab_channel=TheMouseAvenger)

Everyone:

Everyone:

Everyone:

DC: I

DC: Is it wrong that I like her outfit?

Louisiana: Watson wouldn't survive a week in New Orleans during Madis Gras

Texas: WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

California: This movie came out in '86!

Florida: I miss dark Disney

California: Oh yeah. They're exes.

DC: Alright now I'm fighting this stupid giant rat myself

California: Y'SEE, if they weren't exes why would Ratigan be going this extra to kill Basil?

DC: YES

DC: It makes so much sense!

New York: God I hate him

New York: But I also love him

Texas: They have their own queen?

Florida: Think Mousedom had their own Brexit?

DC: I'm kind of amazed you know what that is.

Florida and Louisiana: WOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

DC: Basil is

DC: Scary

DC: THAT WAS BAD ASS

California: Okay the cat doesn't deserve that

DC: Actually, if Mousedom is supposed to be like England, Ratigan wouldn't have all the power

New York: Cherry stop bringing logic into this.

Florida: See if Ratigan just hated being called sewer rat I get it

Louisiana: Okay yeah the cat really didn't deserve that

Texas: Why is this soundtrack so good?

DC:

DC: Fidget didn't deserve that, I'm sorry

California: Fun fact, first use of computer animation in Disney right here

DC: Holy fuck I think Ratigan lost it

Texas: Nah, he's just got to regain his wits

DC:
DC: D:

California: You were saying?

Texas: Shut up poppy

DC: NO

DC: YES

DC: KILL THAT FUCKING RAT

DC: NO

DC: NOT BASIL

DC: YES! I KNEW HE'D SURVIVE!

New York: No you didn't-

Florida: Let him have this Yorkie

DC: But it's okay! There's so many Sherlock Holmes books! They could make a series of movies about this!

Louisiana: Uh

DC: An entire mystery series!

Florida: Well....

DC: What?

Texas: Sugar.....this was the only movie

DC:

DC: W H A T