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I really want brainwashed and evil DC 

Honestly Sailor Moon R's introduction of Wicked Lady/Black Lady (okay who approved that one, seriously) ruined me as a kid 

I don't even know who'd brainwash him but

Evil and brainwashed DC and the states/boyfriends have to break him out of it 

....Would Trump be the one to do it? He's too stupid tho. 

Convinces him that no one likes him 

And that the main five are only dating him to get stuff out of the government 

And that's he just a joke 

Someone tell me no. Please.