I guess I'm in shipping school now. Nep's been giving me ships to write fics about, so I guess I have to do my homework.

Karkles, babe, don't get mad about this one.

You're still my number one now and always.

So.

Dave and Phiiiiiilip were just chilling. Being cool dudes and all. You know.

The usual.

So they're like 'Yknow what would be cool and totally ironic? If we fucking made out.'

So they did. And Karkat and Aradia were pissed. They beat us up real good and after that we only exchanged longing glances.

Jk.

I didn't even know his name until like yesterday.

But we're so canon, yo.

We mix like Doritos and AJ.

Platonically, of course.

Yeah... Now I'm hungry. Doritos and AJ beckon. Peace.

~DS

((SO I TAKE REQUESTS NOW SO REQUEST SHIT FOR DAVE TO WRITE FICS ABOUT ENJOY AND @DaveSol_Strider IM SORRY IT SUCKS IM AT HOME SICK RN BUT PLEASE ENJOY ANYWAY LOVE CHU ALL BAI))