Random crap

(This is a dare from me cuz I am pretty random at times and i feel like this would happen in real life which I wish it did XD)
Me: hey what's up guys *has Ken's hat on again*
Pixie: why do you keep taking Ken's hat?
Me: cuz I can
Trin: *throws a potato at jack* EAT THE RAW POTATO!!!!
Jack: *gets hit in the head* ow!! No *runs away*
Ana: great now Trin is throwing raw potatoes at Jack T_T
Trin: GET BACK HERE JACK!! *chases after Jack and throws potatoes at him*
Ken: have you guys seen my hat? *notice I have Ken's hat* gosh fricking dang it Jess why do you keep taking my hat!!
Me: *runs away and climbs up a tree*
Ken: *chases after me*
Me: *throws a lemon at ken*
Ken: ow! You hit me in the face with a lemon!! Why did you climb up a lemon tree anyways?
Me: to protect myself by throwing lemons
Ana: Ken she's not coming down and she's not gonna give you your hat back
Felix: *watches and eats popcorn* best movie ever!!!
Pixie: really Felix instead of helping you just watch us
Felix: yup
Ana: Felix go help Jack
Felix: no
Pixie: *grabs Felix by the shirt* YOU BETTER HELP JACK OR ELSE!!!
Felix: O_O okay ill help *tries to stop trin*
Ana: how are we gonna get her down?
Pixie: cookies?
Me: nope not gonna work but it sure will work on Sean but I do like cookies
Sean: cookies? *tackles pixie*
Ana: A pink pony that farts rainbows
Me: no!!
Ken: yarn since you are a neko
Me: no no and no
Mark: Ken will buy you Nutella
Ken: what!!! No I won't buy her Nutella
Mark: *picks a lemon off the tree and throws it at ken* do you want to get your hat back or not?
Me: let me think about it.....
Ken: yes I want my hat back
Mark: then just say yes
Ken: fine I'll buy you a jar of Nutella
Me: okay *gives Ken his hat back and get down from the tree* you better go buy it now before I take your hat again
Ken: *runs to the store to get a jar of nutella*
Me: XD
Ana: where's Felix Trin and Jack?
Jack: *walks over to us* man she won't leave me alone with the raw potatoes
Trin: XD
Ana: what's with the raw potatoes?
Trin: cuz why not
Me: *high fives Trin*
Ana: where's Felix?
Trin: Felix gave up trying to stop the problem and went to get burgers
Me: where did he go to eat?
Trin: five guys
Me:  :O *pushes everyone out of the way and runs to five guys and eat there*
Mark: typical Jess
Ana: yup she loves five guys burgers
Pixie: I guess I'll end it here leave a comment down below with any dares you want and okay bye

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