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Shuichi: You're my friend! No, like, we are most likely friends. I know you personally. You're a shy nervous mess but you're also very smart and you can stand up for yourself if needed. Also you're a bisexual mess.

Kaede Akamatsu: You're very kind, you like music, and you're a leader. That's it you basic yet somehow likeable bitch.

Kaito Momota: You're very supportive, you're kind and energetic, loud, and you hate it when people remind you that Kaito is cannonly transphobic and homophobic. Also, you're either gay or bi convince me otherwise.

Maki Harukawa: You've been through some shit hunny, come here and let me give you a hug. You're very cold and standoff-ish but once you warm up you're very kind and shy. Also, yOU'RE EDGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, hey, if you need to talk I'm here for you, kay?

Kokichi Ouma: You are most of the fandom, but that's okay! You're either really fucking weird, or you've been through a lot of shit. You constantly lie to protect yourself and the ones you love. You cover up all of your sadness and paranoia through joking and being a brat. Hey, I just want you to know I'm here for you my fellow Kokichi kinnie. I understand what you're going through, and if I don't, I'll listen to you rant until I understand. You need someone to vent to and I'll gladly be that person.

Tenko Chabashira: You're a fucking lesbian who hates men. That's it.

Himiko Yumeno: You're tired all the time and you like Harry Potter. Also, you just think she's cute.

Angie Yonaga: You're very creative and you are most likely a pagan/witch.

Gonta Gokuhara: You're a gentle giant and you like bugs! Also, you're probably on the spectrum.

Ryoma Hoshi: BABY COME HERE AND LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG! YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have severe depression, yet, you try your best at everything. You're so very very tired. It's okay, just rest for a bit. No rush dear.

Rantaro Amami: You are a very depressed, chill, person. You either have a great relationship with your family or a shit one. There is no in between. You like adventuring and you're just a good friend to have. :)

KI-B0: You're very shy, you're smart, and you either love or hate Kokichi.

Miu Iruma: Haha, horny on main. Also, you fake having an ego, or you DO have an ego! An ego that's way too big, but, ya'know, whatever. That just makes you a horrible person to be around if your ego really is that big you narc. Also, if you're faking your ego, cOME HERE AND LET ME HUG YOU BITCH! And you either love or hate Kiyotaka Ishimaru. If you hate him I don't respect you btw. You have no rights and consider your kneecaps mine now. (Jfc, now I feel bad. I'm sorry for being such a bitch to you all. Here, have an apology cookie.)

Tsumugi Shirogane: You're a weeb who cosplays. That's it.

Korekiyo Shinguji: Oh baby... You've been through too much. Here, have a hug. You've been horribly abused and that have made you very secretive and shy. You're very smart and clever, and you're a big history nerd!

Kirumi Tojo: You're the mom friend of the group and you like cleaning.