D: Welp. Your screwed

D: I'll say something nice at your funeral 

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J: That's not how it works...

D: And how do you now that????

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D: I'm about to stab someone 

J: Please don't

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D: I could use some air support

D: Since I can't fly...

D: Now would be good

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J: "Jon take the controls"

J: BUT DOES ANYONE ASK IF I KNOW HOW????

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D: If I had a week I would name all the reasons this won't work 

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D: Loki is a mood

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J: I feel like we already had this conversation 

D: I have no idea what you're talking about 

J: What did you do

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J: Don't you dare apologize for perfection

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M: Suren! Stop comparing my lil bro to the devil!

J: Yeah!

J: It's offensive to the devil

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J: I'm at that age where there's only one thing on my mind 

D: Romance?

J: Homicide

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D: Jon you can't wear your Superboy suit for the party

J: But it's a suit!

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D: FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME JAMIE. I'M NOT A FRICKING VAMPIRE!!!!

J: Wut

D: Oops

D: Wrong number 

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J: Did you just kill one of two face's henchmen?

D: Would you believe me if I said no?

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J: Stephanie has reached Adrien Agreste levels of obliviousness 

D: And Cassandra has reached Marinette Dumpling Cheng levels of obviousness 

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J: Hey Dami check out this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pfdhxAMXH0Y

D: I don't know what I just watched but it was really cute 

J: I knew you would like it 

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J: Yeah I'm pretty sure that most things are susceptible to fire attacks

D: You think I don't know that?!?