Uni: I accidentally deleted a good chunk of this chapter and I've been crying for a hour :)

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D: Sorry

D: I just really wanted to hit you

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D: Who is the gayest person you know?

J: I'm tented to say you but your brother is pretty gay...

D: Which one?

J: All of them

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J: We've been playing the pronoun game a lot lately

D: I blame Unicornia's lack of creativity

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D: Fun fact!

D: Howard the duck is friends with Aunt May and Gwenpool practically debuted in his series

J: Thanks for making me question everything I know

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D: I love this ship :3

J: You know it'll never be canon, right?

D: There's gonna be a cannon aimed at your house if you don't shut up :3

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D: Talia might've raised an emotionally vacant child with massive insecurities but she didn't raise no quitter!

J: Talk to your fucking therapist!!!

D: But I don't wanna

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D: Well, you know what they say: ninety percent of being a superhero is waiting

J: You couldn't have told me that ninety percent ago?

D: Alright, screw it

D: Text me if the apocalypse comes

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D: If I connect to the WiFi of a church does that mean I'm receiving a signal from God?

J: God is flipping you off right now

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J: Isn't this the equivalent of a man giving another man a hand job in a tree at school?

D: We really need to start including context

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J: It's pretty ironic that one of the first things I told you said that you can function with 1 hour of sleep but it's a pretty recurring thing that you are tired a lot of the time

D: How about the fact that you started out hating killing but now you are even deadlier that me?

J: And the fact that we almost completely left behind the 'Read at: time' joke?

D: I really like that one! We should bring it back :)

J: Are you just looking for a way to finish this conversation?

D: (Read at 8:19 A.M.)

J: Damnit

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J: You think he has a Daddy kink?

D: Well if he doesn't there's going to be a lot of disappointed people

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J: Why is the police at Gotham so lame?

D: Well, there's multiple reasons

D: For starters: The 'System' is putting a post-it on the wall to remind Gordon of the big bad of the week

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D: I think I did alright this time!

D: It exploded again didn't it?

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D: What do we put for cause of death?

J: Health complications

D: But he was beheaded

J: That complicates your health, doesn't it?

J: How about we just put natural causes?

D: You kicked him off the roof

J: Gravity is natural

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D: If you are what you eat, does that mean cannibals are innocent people?

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J: Photographers call them candids!

D: Yeah, and police officers call it stalking 

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Candy: Please tell me you didn't just quote Teen Wolf 

Uni: I'm not in a good mental state right now ok?!

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J: So what you're saying is if I see a portal in the middle of the city, it might not be something I should fly a nuke through?

D: WHEN WOULD THAT BE A GOOD IDEA?!

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D: And why?

J: Cause y'all are dirty lil sluts!

J: And I'm a big dirty slut!

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D: That was bad

D: That was really really bad

D: I mean, better than before but still really really bad

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D: Why does he get to play with the robot and I don't?

B: Because you'll use it for evil

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D: Hi

J: Hello

D: Ummm I'm stuck in an elevator filled with balloons (long story) with Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Duke, Stephanie, and Barbara and Tim ate a sandwich filled with robot oil (also a long story which may or may not be my fault) and I kinda need your help

J: Don't worry it happens all the time

D: Really?

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D: Tell me that wasn't your only plan

J: No

D: ...

J: Yeah

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J: ....How did you even end up six hundred and forty-three years in the past

D: Bitch, I wish I knew

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D: I don't like the look in your eyes

J: That's what they all say

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J: How did you get here?

Cass: The writer told me to walk trough the door and suddenly I feel from the sky

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J: I'M VERY CONFUSED

J: WHY IS THERE NIJAS HERE

J: WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING ME

J: WHY IS THERE A PARROT WITH THEM

J: WHATTHEACTUALFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKEPSTEINDIDN'TKILLHIMSELFKKKKKKKKKKK

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J: Wait a minute did your nachos turn into chilly fries??

J: What are they feeding us at this school?!

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D: Why is every girl that is bullied in TV or movies always hot, white, straight, cis, skinny, and a normal hight? Like, at least make her ugly

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D: Terry, cigarettes isn't really a emotion

J: What conversation were you having?

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J: I like the way you talk

J: I like things you wear

D: We are not doing this right now

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J: Wut

D: Oepwwlosqqmzjdjzdhuyver

J: Did you fall asleep on top of your phone again?

D: Gkqfqpaqpiakunadawhypikxkskgylyrkpum

J: I'm gonna assume thats a yes

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D: There's a person in a wheelchair that's on fire behind you

J: Well, that's one way to cook vegetables

D: ...

J: Ok that's a little disturbing

D: Wow

J: Ok, ok, it's just a little dark humor, I mean there's nothing wrong with—

D: WOW

J: OK LET'S JUST MOVE ON

D: You are sick and mean

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J: Fuck narratives that force a child to forgive their shitty parent(s) out of guilt and/or obligation!!!

D: Fuck narratives that force anyone to forgive any kind of abuser out of guilt and/or obligation or for some bullshit higher ground and perception of goodness™!!!

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D: What goes up but never comes down

J: The amount of stress you bring me

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D: I literally just realized why Peter Quill lost his shit when he found out Gamora was dead!

D: That's what Peter's dad said about putting cancer into his mom's brain! That's why he immediately said "No you didn't" when Thanos said he had to kill Gamora

D: Both of the only women he ever loved were killed by men that supposedly loved them because they decided they had no other choice

J: Don't make me cry

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J: Why did you and Chris break up?

D: He cheated on me multiple times and abused me. He wasn't too bad but it's still abuse

J: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?

J: Because it's sounds like he's an asshole and I will totally kill him for you

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D: No one will ever know

J: Never know what?

D: Idk, no one knew

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J: I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth

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D: You can't spell cat without a

J: Without a what?

D: Without a

J: Without a what??

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D: I once dropped my phone from the balcony and the wire saved my phone

J: How the fuck do you drop your phone from the balcony?

D: First you start by holding your phone

D: Then you stop doing that

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J: How much is the US President paid?

D: At least $3

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J: Well that's a special exemption since his parents are dead

J: Don't laugh, his parents are dead

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J: How did this happen?

J: It has only been 5 seconds and we haven't even moved

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J: Any tips to get away with murder?

D: 1. Be cute

D: That's it, no one will care if you're cute

J: No wonder you're so good at it