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The Chapterly Contest for the second chapter of the story is... halimalfoy! Don't judge.

The question was: You were walking down a street and saw a woman doing yoga. What would you do?

Answer:

Start singing Yoga by Janelle Monae and JidennaBaby bend over. Baby bend over. Baby bend over. Let me see you do that yoga. Then run so she won't get the impression that I'm into old women

Thank you so much for your answer!

LEGEND

EM | LEIGH | EARL

"Earl?"

Ring Ring Ring

"EARL?"

Ring Ring Ring

"HEllo, are you there?"

Ring Ring Ring

"What is wrong with guys?"

Ring-

"Oh that's right, everything."

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Heyo again! I apologize for the shortness of the chapter but life's that way! Now bye!

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Do I still have readers?