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❝ Hey ❞ ❝ I just met you...not. And this is crazy! But here's my new number! So call me you must! ❞❝ Holy shit. Tone deaf, husky voice, cocky undertone... ❞❝ Aww baby, my voice made an impact in your life. Miss me? ❞❝ Uh huh. I was very happy missing you. ❞❝ I knew you would-wait, what do you mean? ❞❝ Ay caramba. ❞➡or in which two hot blondes with a sexual history decide to become 'just friends' for the sake of redemption.what they didn't bargain for was fighting each other's battles, trying to cure insomnia via singing at midnight and having conversations about Gossip Girl amongst other things.(and falling for each in the midst of it all)➡a/n: pretty cover by alteredstars/MicahLikesGraphics. highest rank: #35 in SSa sort of spin off to Logically Falling but can be read as a stand alone novella.please note that the protagonists are very annoying to the human society: jerky fuckboy-ery, cocky "thot" behavior, etc is contained. side project for summer 2k16.…

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❝You can't spell "haram" without the "ha" in Hannah.❞❝Just like how you can't spell "Zohan" without the "han" in Hannah?❞❝...❞❝Didn't think that far, huh?❞❝Yes. And I think I need a new name.❞------------------------------------------Hannah Holden isn't a fan of Christmas.Zohan Muhammad is a Muslim.They really don't like each other. Just because they bicker (flirt) in and out of the lecture hall doesn't mean anything. And yet, here they are at the local mart, stuck under a mistletoe with a significantly large audience shouting at them to "just make out already!"...And people wonder why they think Christmas sucks.-----------------------------------------a/n: wonderful cover by vividly_dreaming.…

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❝Assallam alay-❞ Holy chicken. Hottie alert. Does my veil look sexy?The holy month of Ramadan; a month where Muslims are required to fast, abstain from sins, and connect spiritually with Allah. It's also the month where Paulina Suarez--the practicing, straightforward, biracial Muslimah--tries to avoid acting on her feelings for the goofy baker boy who has been assigned to make food for her break of fast for the next 30 days. 30 days. She just has to endure his heartwarming smiles, sense of humor, and amazing talent in the art of making samosas for 30 days without jumping his bones....And without killing that co-worker of his that's just trying to get to him before Ramadan is up. Yep...no pressure at all. ***a/n: so much fluff... you'd probably suffocate.THIS IS AN OLD DRAFT. Featured Under Editors' Picks, April 2021. WINNER OF THE LEBOOK AWARDS (BEST CHICKLIT/HUMOR) 2016cool cover by Mistalee_…

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❝I bleed gold and you bleed nothing.❞In an alternate modern-day world where bored gods, vengeful werewolf hunters, cannibalistic werewolves, soul-sucking monsters, and clueless humans coexist, the world is in a chaotic routine of war and death....But Cupid still has arrows to shoot and love stories to create. Ronan Darragh is a broken-hearted Alpha.Hillary Crawford is a love struck werewolf.Wednesday Blue is a free-spirited human with a secret weapon.And Cupid must be the winged devil wearing white skinny jeans because this love story isn't going to end well.--•--a/n: pretty cover is by @Neontouch.on hold till i can get it together.…

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(Formerly known as Logically Falling)They're sisters.They're best friends.And hopefully, one day, they're going to bigger than Fifth Harmony and Little Mix combined.But for now, they're just not-so-regular high-school students who have to navigate their way through family drama, boy trouble and the big bad world.Here comes Four Times The Charm. ╏╏╏╏╏╏Cheryl Oliver is the first of the Oliver Quadruplets; 'the responsible one'.(Also known as the awkward one. Details, details.)Blessed with her flair for academics and passion for designing buildings, Cheryl envisions herself one day working in an office, creating blueprints. Hence, why she isn't so sure she agrees with her mother's plan for her future which features being in an award-winning girl group with her sisters.The future is the least of Cheryl's current problems though.With preparations for her melodramatic mother's televised wedding to an ex-pornstar, trying to not puke all over the hot Marvel geek who is dead-set on befriending her, and trying to keep her grades afloat, well...Cheryl really hopes she's able to survive this semester with her sanity intact. A/N: Book 1 in the Four Times the Charm series.cover by me.Sporadic updates.…

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Clover Han might be sociopathic.Clover Han has never been in love. Clover Han's favorite pastime is breaking hearts. Pierce O'Brien struggles with depression.Pierce O'Brien has never been in love.Pierce O'Brien doesn't know it yet, but he tends to obsess over those he falls in love with. Like parallel lines, they never should have met.But somehow, they did. ---•---A/N: coming soon. amazing cover by astral-peregrine.…

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❝You think we're going to live happily ever after? Newsflash: I'm not a fucking princess, you're no prince and this fucked up thing between us is not a fairy tale.❞Ian raises one perfectly arched eyebrow, unfazed by my outburst. ❝Fairy tales can be messed up. You just have to look a little deeper.❞ ❝Uh huh,❞ I say, nodding like I'm not curious about what he means. ❝Care to elaborate?❞He smirks. ❝Well, on the surface, we've got Sinderella, Au-whore-ra, Sno-ho White-❞ ❝Dude. Shut the hell up,❞ I cut him off, sending him a sharp glare. ❝What kind of bastard calls a Disney princess a thot?❞||Or can be alternatively known as the one where Scarlett Anderson, the foul mouthed troubled teen continually meets Ian Ross- asshole extraordinaire, graffiti enthusiast and tattoo artist- through a series of chance encounters while she tries to complete her epic summer bucket list.||a/n: beautiful cover by @MicahLikesGraphicsUnedited drafts.…