"I'm Dipper, and that girl about to puke is my sister Mabel"- Dipper (S1 Ep1 Tourist Trapped)

"Grappling hook!"- Mabel (S1 Ep1 Tourist Trapped)

"Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold byyyyye!"- Bill (S1 Ep19 Dreamscapers)

"It's funny how dumb you are."- also Bill (S1 Ep19 Dreamscapers)

"I also got this slice of infinite pizza."- Soos ( S2 Ep8 Blendins Game)

"Dude, your laying on my bra."- Wendy (S2 Ep2 Into The Bunker)

"Gravity Falls' natural law of weirdness magnetism!" - Ford (S2 Ep 20 Weirdmaggedon Part 3)

"MONEY!" -Stan (S2 Ep15 The Last Mabelcorn)

"Brains and so forth." -Zombie Mayor (S2 Ep20 Weirdmaggedon Part 3)

"Soda! I'm going to drink it like a human!"- Bipper (S2 Ep 4 Sock Opera)

"Sh- sharing?"-Pacifica (S2 Ep3 The Golf War)

"You mean the giant explosion?" -Robbie (S1 Ep5 The Inconveniencing)

"I will do anything for your approval!" - Thompson (S2 Ep9 The Love God)

"And then he killed your father!"- Rumble (S1 Ep10 Fight Fighters)

"I predict that you are all going to say 'awwwww!"- Gideon (S1 Ep4 The Hand That Rocks The Mabel)

"You're just in time for my hour long turf war with the hill billy what lives in my mirror!"- Old Man Mcgucket (S2 Ep7 Society Of The Blind Eye)