#StopTreeAbuse
[Based on a random conversation via comment between me and Sea_Fowl about Eddsworld Tom having an obsession with burning down innocent trees.... it was really random.]
Me: hALLO WORLD!!!!
Ty: *walks in* .......... *walks out* nope.
Me: tYYYYY COME BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!
Ty: nO! YOU'RE BEING OVERLY HYPER AGAIN AND I CBA
Me: bUT TYYYYYYY
Ty: bUT NANOOOO
Me: *sighs* Fine! I'll just get someone else to hang out with me- *hears something*
Me: Dafuq? *goes outside*
*Nano sees a tree burning*
Me: wHY?! ;-; WHO WOULD DO THIS?!
*Blazen lands infront of Nano*
Blazen: Miss me?~
Me: Oh hey Blazen! I forgot you were in this for a sec XD
Blazen: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Anyways, like what I did to this tree?
Me: nO! STOP ABUSING THE TREE! THIS TREE COULD'VE HAD A FAMILY, AND YOU'RE MURDERING IT!
Blazen: *shrugs* It's a tree, it doesn't have feelings.
Me: *le gasp* how dARE YOU! *slaps him*
Blazen: *rubs his face* Hey, what was that for?!
Me: For abusing the tree! fOR THE TREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! *tackles Blazen*
*Technical Difficulties.... Please Stand By.....*
Me: Annnndddd I'm back! I had to punish Blazen for abusing the tree.
Blazen: *Tied up in a chair in Nano's room, a gag in his mouth* Mmmmf!
Me: This is why you should stop abusing trees! #StopTreeAbuse (spread the wordddddd)
Jason: *walks into my room* Hey Nano- *sees Blazen* ...........
Jason: Nanooooooooo what did you do?
Me: What, me? Nothing!
Jason: *gives me the "Are you kidding me?" look*
Me: *sighs* Fineeeeeeeee. Blazen was setting a tree on fire so I did this because #StopTreeAbuse
Jason: *shrugs* Well, you go do that because I don't care. Bye! *leaves*
Blazen: Mmmmfff!
Me: aNYWAYS, This is Nano and the CraftedPack Crew signing off! Bye! Now excuse me as I beat Blazen with la chancla! *gets la chancla*
Blazen: mMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Give these buddies asks and dares! Keep in mind that Blazen and Sire (from a previous chapter thing) can be dared and asked, but it will also count as asking/daring Mitch! (because they're basically the same person) Oh, and you can ask/dare me too!)
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