#StopTreeAbuse

[Based on a random conversation via comment between me and Sea_Fowl about Eddsworld Tom having an obsession with burning down innocent trees.... it was really random.]

Me: hALLO WORLD!!!!

Ty: *walks in* .......... *walks out* nope.

Me: tYYYYY COME BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!

Ty: nO! YOU'RE BEING OVERLY HYPER AGAIN AND I CBA

Me: bUT TYYYYYYY

Ty: bUT NANOOOO

Me: *sighs* Fine! I'll just get someone else to hang out with me- *hears something*

Me: Dafuq? *goes outside*

*Nano sees a tree burning*

Me: wHY?! ;-; WHO WOULD DO THIS?!

*Blazen lands infront of Nano*

Blazen: Miss me?~

Me: Oh hey Blazen! I forgot you were in this for a sec XD

Blazen: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Anyways, like what I did to this tree?

Me: nO! STOP ABUSING THE TREE! THIS TREE COULD'VE HAD A FAMILY, AND YOU'RE MURDERING IT!

Blazen: *shrugs* It's a tree, it doesn't have feelings.

Me: *le gasp* how dARE YOU! *slaps him*

Blazen: *rubs his face* Hey, what was that for?!

Me: For abusing the tree! fOR THE TREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! *tackles Blazen*

*Technical Difficulties.... Please Stand By.....*

Me: Annnndddd I'm back! I had to punish Blazen for abusing the tree.

Blazen: *Tied up in a chair in Nano's room, a gag in his mouth* Mmmmf!

Me: This is why you should stop abusing trees! #StopTreeAbuse (spread the wordddddd)

Jason: *walks into my room* Hey Nano- *sees Blazen* ...........

Jason: Nanooooooooo what did you do?

Me: What, me? Nothing!

Jason: *gives me the "Are you kidding me?" look*

Me: *sighs* Fineeeeeeeee. Blazen was setting a tree on fire so I did this because #StopTreeAbuse

Jason: *shrugs* Well, you go do that because I don't care. Bye! *leaves*

Blazen: Mmmmfff!

Me: aNYWAYS, This is Nano and the CraftedPack Crew signing off! Bye! Now excuse me as I beat Blazen with la chancla! *gets la chancla*

Blazen: mMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Give these buddies asks and dares! Keep in mind that Blazen and Sire (from a previous chapter thing) can be dared and asked, but it will also count as asking/daring Mitch! (because they're basically the same person) Oh, and you can ask/dare me too!)

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top

Tags: #craftedpack