Text Message
3:00 AM
Conrad 🙄

Conrad:
I would appreciate it if you'd stop declining my calls

Me:
Wtf!!

Me:
Ur Condraf

Conrad:
And you're drunk

Me:
Thiught u were Contei

Me:
*contis

Conrad:
No

Me:
Oosp

Me:
X sent

Conrad:
I'm on my way

Me:
Ohhh oki

Me:
I'm dizzyu

Conrad:
Are you now?

Me:
Yess :((

Me:
And im hurnty

Me:
**hungry

Conrad:
Yeah, hang on.

Me:
I wnat a million dollars

Me:
**billion

Me:
I meant billion

Me:
I want aprsche

Me:
Porsche

Me:
A dior purse

Me:
And a pony

Conrad:
I'm not sure if I can find you a fastfood that serves all that at this hour

Me:
:((

Conrad:
Look, I can't keep texting you while I'm driving

Conrad:
I'll call again and you answer it this time

Me:
Jeez

Me:
U r so bossy!!

Me:
But ok

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iMessage

3:15 AM

Denver:
Hoy bakla

Denver:
Nasaan ka na?

Denver:
Shutacca kanina ka pa hinahanap ni Contis sa'kin!!

Denver:
Akala ko magkasama kayo

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Text Message
3:15 AM

Contis

Contis:
Hey babe

Contis:
Where are you? I've been looking for you

Contis:
I thought you were with Denver

Contis:
Nawala ka bigla :((

Contis:
Babe? :(((

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iMessage

3:20 AM

Denver

Denver:
Tangina ka!!

Denver:
Sabi ng bouncer sinundo ka daw ng matangkad at poging lalaki

Denver:
Naka mercedes-benz pa!!

Denver:
Go pokpok!

Denver:
I got you

Denver:
Ako na bahala pagktakpan ka kay Contis

Denver:
Dayumm. You really do have standards, huh?

Denver:
Keep it up, you slut! 🤍 xoxo