Drum roll please...

The winner is Timegear33!!!! I loved her definition as she described my families struggles, we could only teach our pig one trick and that was to sit before we fed him. "When your pet pig is just too darn stubborn to listen to you. You thought it would be easy to teach a pig tricks, due to research by big time scientists suggesting pigs were even smarter than dogs. So you got the pig thinking training would be a breeze, only to find your pig wants nothing to do with you. Well, it looks like there is going to be some smoked ham tonight."

Real Definition:

To pawn or mortgage something

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