Fifty More Horror Clichés That Should Be Left to Spoil

Fifty More Horror Clichés That Should Be Left to Spoil

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When it comes to the horror genre, there seems to be a slew of clichés that refuse to be buried no matter how many years pass. They rise up like a hoard of dead zombies, ready to feast on the annoyed brains of those experiencing these ravenous tropes. No matter hard the stake is, these clichés will not turn to dust like the typical vampire when aimed at its heart. It needs to be dissected like a frog, so its true functions can be discovered internally. It is then that an antidote can be applied to the cliché contagion, making it fail to do any more harm to our frustration levels. I thought I was done after writing one editorial covering these blasted horror clichés. However, I came to realize there were way too many clichés to cover solely in one book and a sequel needed to be invented to root out any of the remaining cliché strains out there. So here we go again on this serious yet sometimes silly editorial that slashes your "favorite" horror clichés to pieces.…

Gold Whisker:  A Fifth Grader's Attempt at Making a Book

Gold Whisker: A Fifth Grader's Attempt at Making a Book

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What happens when a ten year old girl who is a fan-girl of both Pokémon Mystery Dungeon and Warriors tries to write an original story? They end up with a guilty-pleasure story of their childhood, in my case, Gold Whisker. Twelve years later, now with a strong Watt Pad reputation for good writing and plenty of time to take the proper writing classes, that same girl, me, can take a look back at this "masterpiece" to see how much I have grown as a writer.…

One Hundred Fantasy Clichés That Really Need To Rest In Peace

One Hundred Fantasy Clichés That Really Need To Rest In Peace

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From the same writer that pointed out some of the worst tropes in popular culture in A Hundred Clichés That Need To Die comes the much awaited sequel with a twist. See why the fantasy genre in fiction is extremely flawed and has numerous clichés that should kick the bucket.…

Gate Keeper

Gate Keeper

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Journey through Hell as you try to escape its wrath following the offense of breaking a sacred demonic treaty. Make allies, solve the trials of The Seven Deadly Sins to collect all seven keys for the escape door, and stay sane. Things are about to get crazy down here!…

Classic Literary Reviews #1

Classic Literary Reviews #1

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Is our generation doomed due to the art of reading dying out? To many adults, it is yes. However, the truthful answer is no. There have never been as many readers in any previous generation. Do you still have your doubts? Why not read these twelve reviews by fellow Watt Pad user Timegear33 on books labeled as mainstream classics. You can the decide the truth for yourself.…

Fifty Horror Clichés That Need to Die in a Fire

Fifty Horror Clichés That Need to Die in a Fire

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Ever wonder why strong stories from horror masters such as Stephen King or Edgar Allen Poe work so well for multiple audiences? The reason is simple; they stream away from the typical cliché jump scare and try their best to scare the audience in terrifying new ways. They tend to scatter away from the norm expected in the horror genre, which can be translated to multiple clichés found in many other works. From the author that flayed away A Hundred Clichés That Need to Die and crushed One Hundred Clichés That Need to Rest in Peace comes the third edition to the unexpected hit editorial series.…

  Lessons Popular Culture Has Taught Me

Lessons Popular Culture Has Taught Me

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If you have read any of my past work, then you know how much I love analyzing works of fiction, no matter what the genre. Whether I love the story or dislike it, there is always some type of cool lesson I can take away from the material. That is what inspired my cliché editorials and the few shipping opinion books I did as a young adult. However, I feel I never got into the meat and potatoes of each lesson and only used my story knowledge to support a good or a bad example of a particular trope in fiction. That is going to change with this book, whose goal is to analyze some of the best lessons I took from the special stories I have experienced. Whether you agree or disagree with my stances on certain subject matter is up to you. These are purely just my personal opinions and nothing else. Also, there will be spoilers for multiple books, movies, games, TV shows, comics, and anime.…

Ten Things You Need To Know About Me

Ten Things You Need To Know About Me

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For the curious or new followers on my page, here are ten things you probably should know about me before reading my work.…

Goretober:  A Month Of Horrors, Screams, and Guts

Goretober: A Month Of Horrors, Screams, and Guts

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Celebrating the month of October in horror movie style, this collection of 31 pictures are sure to give someone a scream. From re-animated corpses to bloodthirsty werewolves and killers, these pictures are sure to give anyone a rewarding chill up their spine. Note: Not recommended for anyone with a weak stomach, as it can really get dark in certain sections. Also, all the characters here are of my own creation and belong to the original series on my account called Loins of Society. These pictures were all originally posted throughout October on my Instagram account @blazetheartist for Halloween.…

  26 Day Tagged Challenge

26 Day Tagged Challenge

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To mix things off with these usual tag challenges I receive, I decided to make a short editorial about the answers to each question. Since this is a twenty six day challenge, one part will be released for sure each day, unless something personal comes up that stops me from doing so. This is meant for fun purposes and isn't really serious.…

  The Ridonculous Race:  Episode Reviews

The Ridonculous Race: Episode Reviews

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Is the spin-off series for the Total Drama series actually worth viewing, or is it another failure for the franchise. Find out when I analyze each episode of the first season and come up with a unified conclusion on whether or not it is good.…

A Hundred Cliches That Really Need To Die

A Hundred Cliches That Really Need To Die

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Ever watched or read something, and felt annoying that a certain plot device was used for the thousandth time? Well, I certainly have. Here are a hundred of some of the worst cliche's ever, which hopefully none of you will use any time soon in your Watt Pad works.…

  Total Drama Shipping Opinions

Total Drama Shipping Opinions

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After an entire year of writing my old opinions on the Total Drama couples/ships, it is time to share how I feel about them now. While some opinions have remained unchanged, others have been completely altered from personal experiences. If you don't agree with what I say, please take it with a grain of salt. They are only my silly opinions.…

  How To Stay Safe With Pokemon Go

How To Stay Safe With Pokemon Go

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Although Pokemon Go is an extremely fun game with innovative gameplay, it has also been the subject of extreme controversy. Many people have found themselves in extremely sticky situations because of improper usage of the game, which have included mugging, injuries, car crashes, and even death. As a fan of the app, I am here to hopefully rid this game of its wrongfully given reputation and give advice as to how to play the game safely.…

My Opinions on Every Total Drama Couple/Ship:  Edition #2

My Opinions on Every Total Drama Couple/Ship: Edition #2

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Here is the second part of my opinions for every couple and ship in the Total Drama universe. Hopefully there will not be a part three!…

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race-  Episode Reviews

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race- Episode Reviews

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Humanity isn't perfect. Once in a while we make mistakes, both big and small. Sometimes we can fix these mistakes through both dedication and ambition. Other times, people sink deeper into their mistakes, with no way to make right of their faults. In the end, these factors will depend on one thing; your character. With that being said, how is The Ridonculous Race as a Total Drama spin-off? Did it learn from the past mistakes of the show, and manage to make something great out of it? Or is it plagued by the problems the series has faced over the years? By looking at this show, episode by episode, we will discover that conclusion on our own.…

My Opinions on Every Total Drama Couple/Ship:  Edition #1

My Opinions on Every Total Drama Couple/Ship: Edition #1

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Here my honest opinions on each and every couple or ship that has ever existed for the Total Drama fandom.…