John Constantine is at a gas station bying a bottle of vodka. John Constantine suddenly sees a John Constantine Hellblazer comic book on a shelf and picks it up. John Constantine says are you fucking kidding me?!!!! John Constantine suddenly puts the John Constantine Hellblazer comic book back on the shelf. John Constantine suddenly sees a bottle of vodka on a shelf and says there's the vodka!

John Constantine suddenly sees a watchmen comic book on a shelf and picks it up. John Constantine says really even the watchmen have their own comic book series!!!!!! John Constantine suddenly decides to buy the 2 comic books. John Constantine suddenly pays for the 2 comic books and the bottle of vodka.