This is just something that I have to get off my chest. I can't describe how much this annoys me. It makes me want to stop reading a story every time it happens and just slam my head against wall. And I can not believe how many people do this.

JUST BECAUSE THE GIRL HAD SEX AND THROWS UP THE NEXT MORNING DOES NOT MEAN SHE'S PREGNANT!!!!!

MY GOD PEOPLE! IT TAKES AT LEAST A WEEK FOR THE BODY TO START PRODUCING THE HORMONES AND IT WILL TAKE ANOTHER THREE TO START FEELING A SICKNESS OF ANY KIND!!!!

AND NOT EVERY FEMALE WILL GET SICK!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK IT TAKES A WOMAN AT LEAST A MONTH TO EVEN CONSIDER THAT IT MIGHT BE A POSSIBILITY!!!

I DON'T CARE WHO OR WHAT THE CHARACTER HAD SEX WITH!!! IT TAKES TIME FOR THE BODY TO REACT TO THAT SHIT!!! IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OVER NIGHT!!!

"OH SHIT! I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT AND THREW UP FIRST THING MORNING! I MUST BE PREGNANT!!!"

YEAH YOU MUST BE! IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE SUCH THINGS AS FOOD POISONING OR A HANGOVER FROM BEING DRUNK!!! OR HELL YOU MIGHT JUST BE SICK!!!

IF THE WOMAN IS A HUMAN FEMALE AND THERE IS NOTHING MENTIONED IN THE STORY AT ALL THAT WILL EXPLAIN WHY SHE HAS THE SUDDEN SYMPTOMS THEN DON'T DO IT!!!

I CAN UNDERSTAND IF THE CHARACTER ISN'T HUMAN OR OF IT'S MENTIONED AT ANY POINT THAT SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO THAT WOMAN TO MAKE IT SO SHE WILL INSTANTLY KNOW AND EXPERIENCE THE EARLIEST SYMPTOMS OF PREGNANCY THE VERY NEXT MORNING.

BUT DON'T JUST SAY THAT SHE HAD SEX AND IS INSTANTLY DEALING WITH THE SYMPTOMS THE NEXT MORNING AND THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF ANYTHING!!! PLEASE LET US ALL AGREE THAT WE CAN START USING THAT SIMPLE FACT!!!

A WOMAN WILL NOT SHOW SIGNS OF PREGNANCY THE DAY AFTER CONCEPTION!!!

Thank you for listening to my rant. That is just one thing that pisses me off all the time. Now onto the fun parts of this book.