Jerome's POV

"I am falling," I informed everyone. We were falling to our deaths because of Adam's pun.
"I HATE EVERYONE!" Ty screamed.
"I-I hate everyone too r-right now!" Jason wailed.
"IHATEEVERYONEANDWISHTOSEETHEMBURN," Ian yelled.
"I hate everyone WHO ISN'T ON FIYAAAAAA~~~" Mitch sang happily, visible in the darkness because he was indeed on fire.
"I hate everyone who hates my pun!" Adam said in annoyance.
"I hate everyone who says I hate everyone." I said.
"THAT'S MY LINE! I HATE EVERYOOOOONE-OW!" Ty yelled angrily. Nobody really questioned the 'ow' at the end. He was probably alright.
"G-guys? If we're gonna die, I just want you all to know t-that you're all my best friends!" Jason called as we still fell in the darkness.
"NOBODY CARES JASON," Adam snapped.
"But I-"
"NOBODY. CARES."
"O-okay..."
Then we fell into water.
It should have really hurt, falling into water like that.
But this was a fanfiction. And abridged fanfiction at that. So nobody felt any pain at all, and nobody was secretly injured in any possible way.