Me- ITS HAPPENING! IM GONNA DIE!

Fiona- just what now?

Brain- I gave up trying to figure her out long ago...

Me- AHHHH I HAVE TO UPDATE EVERYBOOK. THATS THE ONKY REASON IM TALKING TO YOU NUTCASES!

Gloria- The only nutcase here is you.

Me- and who made you? Me! That qualifies you as a nutcase.

Gloria- Ok..... Then?

Me- CHANGE OF PLAN!

Gloria- Now what? —.—

Me- I WILL PUT ALL BOOKS ON HOLD(In closing this one /.\) AND FOCUS ON A SINGULAR BOOK!

Gloria- WHAT?!? You can't just put us on hold! Who do you think you are? The q-

Me- I would shut your mouth right now if I were you.

Gloria- Why should I?!? What ya' gonna do? Make me "poof"?

Me- I'll make you poof alright!
*lunges at Gloria, but Brian holds me back*

Brian- No you don't! No fighting! Balance is key, not violence.

Me- ILL SHOW YOU THE DAMN KEY!*tries to attack Brian*

Brian- EKKKK! *dodges attack barely* CALM DOWN!

Me- *gets even more angry*

Me- D-Did you just till me to calm down? *voice slowly rises* I better hope not.

Brian- *backs away slowly*

Me- DONT YOU DARE TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! WHO THE _____(insert word here) DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Brian- u-um I was just.... Joking!

Me- *laughs like a robot* Ha Ha Ha. I'm laughing. Such a funny joke! *tackles Brian*

Brian- AHHH!

Ty- And that's the show! Cya next time. CURTAIN CALLS!

*lowers curtain and chapter magically ends*