The Rock, Paper, Scissors (Parody of a Childhood Song of Mine)

The Rock, Paper, Scissors

The first win, for a bit

Because it does hardcore crossfit

It kinda needs luck.

The Rock, Paper, Scissors,

The first tries eating paper, but choked.

Scissors beat paper, like a Boing plane does with a stormy smoke.

The Rock took the scissors, and like the opponent's spine, he broke.

The Rock, Paper, Scissors,

The rooster does a cluck

These rhymes really suck

Come hit me, truck!