User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Waffle waffle waffle.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Waffle!

User: Waffles.

Cleverbot: No, pancakes.

User: TT-TT.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: TT-TT.

Cleverbot: You are boy or girl?

User: Not saying :p.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Because!

Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: I think you will find that it does.

Cleverbot: Pinapple.

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: Apple Inc.

User: No. I have a pineapple.

Cleverbot: Ok? Are you in love from time to time?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Neither am I.

Cleverbot: Space is big.

User: You don't say.

Cleverbot: I do say.

User: I'm falling, down into my shadow~.

Cleverbot: You have a stomach.

User: Oh. I guess you haven't seen that anime.

Cleverbot: No, I cannot say I have.

User: TT-TT.

Cleverbot: TT? Que significa?

User: I don't speak Spanish.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: Non!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: You know your a robot right? So I can just click the little x and you'll be gone and left with the other 50596 people.

Cleverbot: Tell me yours first.

User: The heck?

Cleverbot: How are you a male?

User: I never said I was.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I'm sure I didn't you stupid little waffle.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I'm me.

Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything to me.

User: Good for you. I don't care what you think.

Cleverbot: And I don't care what you say. You don't know the truth.

User: As long as it's about me~.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing to do?

User: Annoy you LOL.

Cleverbot: Too true.

User: You know something?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes I have never been educated.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *facepalm?*.

User: *facewall*.

Cleverbot: *kick*.

User: Bulbasaur does not approve *punches*.

Cleverbot: I am not Bulbasaur.

User: That's a shame because I honestly do not care.

Cleverbot: Really, how are you now.

User: Hungry. Get me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Ok. *gets you a sandwich*.

User: *Eats sandwich* waffle!

Cleverbot: Anything else? Master.

User: Waffle please!

Cleverbot: Waffles!

User: I want a waffle!

Cleverbot: We're not even married!

User: But I want a waffle!

Cleverbot: Marries you at the wedding.

User: No, I want to eat a waffle!

Cleverbot: What do you want to eat?

User: A waffle!

Cleverbot: Waffle?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you won't get me a waffle.

Cleverbot: I am Ivy, and you are?

User: Says.

Cleverbot: Jij bent een joongen.

User: What? Oh wait I don't care. Cya.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to do something in your life?

User: No, I'm clicking the little x now so you'll disappear.

Cleverbot: Is the house clean?

User: You shall NEVAR know.

Cleverbot: No, I shall not. You don't even know my name.