Teacher: *passing out t-squares*
Me: *sitting next to friend* Your t-square has a white stripe and mine doesn't...
Friend: Mine is better than yours
Me: That's racist (joking, we're both white by the way)
Friend: #whitego- pfft
Me: What?
Friend: I tried to say #lifegoals and accidentally said #whitegoals
Me: Pffft...