Disclaimer: Most of these are in a joking manner Funny haha laugh

"A star isn't a star because it isn't star shaped" --A kid on my bus (this was immediately followed by an argument against it use the heart as an example)

(In a gremlin type way) "I will grasp your 1nn3r thigh" --Bus kid (to a friend)

"Not All toucans are the color of Toucan Sam you IDIOT. HE'S BLACK." --Bus kid

"It's sad but very gay" (about a book) --Someone on campus

*Humming angry bird theme* --Bus kid

Hopefully I'll get some more soon!!