Warning! Throughout this chatfic, it will  include:
Depression
Homophobia
Child abuse
Bullying
If you are sensitive to these, please don't read!
Now, enjoy!

Rantaro: Vineforlife
Kaede: BasicBlondie
Ryoma: Helpmeplease
Kirumi: #1Mom
Angie: Atuahatesyou
Tenko: MalesSuck
Korekiyo: Seesawmemes4life
Miu: BasicBlondie2
Gonta: Topureforthisworld
Kokichi: Liesfordayz
Kaito: Alienheadlookin-
Kiibo: ROBOPHOBIC
Tsumugi: BestShipper
Himiko: Atiredstrawberry
Maki: Uwantzdie?
Shuichi: Emoboi

Now, let the shenanigans begin!

BasicBlondie has come online.

BasicBlondie: Who's ready for the first day of senior year?!? I AM!!

Helpmeplease has come online.

Helpmeplease: Kill me now.

BasicBlondie: Don't say that >:c

Alienheadlookin- has come online.

Alienheadlookin-: When does school start again?

BasicBlondie: 8:45am. Rn it's 7:00am

Alienheadlookin-: Thx mate!

BasicBlondie: Np mate!

Liesfordayz has come online.

Liesfordayz: StOp texting! I'm trYing tO sLeep!

Emoboi has come online.

Emoboi: But school starts soon.

Liesfordayz: ...so?

Emoboi: Ouma~kun-

Vinesforlife has come online.

Vinesforlife: Same with Kokichi >:c let me sleep

Vinesforlife: Everyone else is pretty much sleeping too.

#1Mom has come online.

#1Mom: I think you are mistaken Amami~kun.

Atuahatesyou has come online.

Atuahatesyou: Atua agrees~!

Liesfordayz: Whatever-

Uwantzdie? has come online.

Uwantzdie: If u 2 don't wake the fuck up now I will kill you.

Liesfordayz: oK

Vinesforlife: sPare mE pleaSe!

Uwantzdie: Good

Liesfordayz: Someone give me a lift?

Vinesforlife: I got u bro 😌

Liesfordayz: Thx bro 😌

BasicBlondie2 has come online.

BasicBlondie2: That's gay-

Emoboi: Hurry up! You can't miss the orientation!

Liesfordayz: We're here!

Everyone has left the chat.

•••

Rantaro had just parked his car in the school drive way. Him and Kokichi had gotten out of the car and started running towards the entrance hall. Once they got in the school, they headed straight towards the gym, where the orientation was happening. As they opened the gym doors, loud bangs hit against the wall. Everyone turned around and looked at them.

"Uhm-hEy eVeryoNe!" Rantaro waved awkwardly.
"Excuse us, will just get in our line." Kokichi pushed Rantaro.
"Move!" Kokichi whispered loudly.
"I'm going! I'm going. Stop pushing me!" Rantaro responded back.
Kaito was trying not to burst out laughing. In fact, the gym was trying not to laugh. As Kokichi and Rantaro had soon gotten into their line, the principle started talking again.

"Anyway..." The priciple continued.
"I am Makoto Naegi, the principle of this school. This is the Vice Principle, Kyoko Kirigiri." She stepped up.
"Hello, students and newcomers. Please feel free to ask me any questions you have after this."
"Kiyotaka Isimarhu and Mondo Ohwada. Our two security guards." They stepped up.
"Please to meet you!" They both said in unison.
"Now you will meet your teachers in your classrooms. To find your class, Byakuya Togami, one of my other assistants, will give them to you at the door."

"This is boooooring!" Kaito whispered loudly.
"Shut up. We've dealt with this for 3 years, and now you're complaining?!" Maki whispered back.

"Line one is now dismissed. Please get your class number and schedule."
They were the last line. It's going to be a long day for them...

{Time Skip}

"Line 53, you are now dismissed. Please get your class number and schedule."
"YES!" Yelled Miu.
"I'm tired.." Himiko said.
"Same here..." Groaned Kiyo.
"Ok peasents, who's the leader of this class?" Asked Mr. Togami.
"I am!" Yelled Kokichi, Kaede, and...Kaito?
"Kaito your too dumb to be a leader. Plus being a leader is myyy ultimate anyway~!" Kokichi snickered as he snatched the papers from Mr.Togami.
"Not fair!" Kaede whined.
"Man.." Kaito mumbled.
"Be quite." Ryoma said.
"That's no way to talk to a women you degenerate!" Yelled Tenko. By now, line 53 was already in the hallway finding their class with Kokichi guiding them.

"Ouma~kun, can I see the paper?" Shuichi asked.
"Sure Shushu~" Kokichi handed him the paper.
"You're...going the wrong way..."
Everyone stopped. Everyone paused.
"KOKICHI FUCKING OUMA!" The class yelled, except for Shuichi.

"Ehehehehe...sAve mE sAihaRa~cHan!"
"I'll guide the class, we were supposed to take a left, not right."
The class followed Shuichi. Then, they soon reached their desination.
"Atua...his glad...there are...no more..stairs." Angie huffed.

"Gonta..agree.." Gonta puffed.
"Now, let's meet our teacher!" As Kiibo reached the door knob and turned it, something was wrong."
"What now?" Tsumugi asked.
"The door..it's locked." Kiibo said.
The class groaned. Kokichi fell on the floor from tiredness.

"Ouma~kun?" Shuichi yelled.
"Don't worry. He does that." Rantaro reassured him.
"What shall we do now?" Kirumi asked.
"Can't Kokichi pick locks?" Kaito asked.
They all stopped. Then they all looked at Kokichi.
"What..?" Kokichi asked hesitantly.
"Unlock the door." Kiyo said.
"No! I don't wanna!" Pouted Kokichi.
"I'll use my maaaaagic~" Himiko stepped up. She walked in front of the door.

"Skaddadle Skiddodle, the door is now unlocked!"
"YAAAAAS HIMIKO!" Tenko cheered. Shuichi reached for the door.
"It's still locked."
"Of course it is, only to you guys though.." Himiko yawned.
"Then open the door!" Miu yelled at her.
"I can't... I'm to tired.." Himiko said as she fell to the ground. She started sleeping.

"Ouma get the hell up before I break you into two." Maki said sternly.
"My heart is already broken into two.." Kokichi whined.
"What?" Shuichi asked.
"Huh?" Kokichi questioned.
"Don't make me throw you." Maki threatened.
"I'm up!" Kokichi yelled. He shot straight up into the air.

Kokichi got a pin out of his pocket. He put the pin inside the lock and bam! He opend the door.
"You guys would never survive without me!" He said proudly.
"Yes we would-"
"Shut it Kii-boy."
The class chose random seats to sit in. Their teacher wasn't even in the classroom. Then the school bell rang for lunch.

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Kaede yelled.

Word count: 997
eeeEeek i've always wanted to do a chat fic
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