alvin is in his hotel room sleeping
looking at men all day is exhausting
he will be sleeping forever tonight
he doesn't know that yet
alvin is happy but not for long

simon is watching
simon knows what to do
simon feels anger
simon feels rage
simon has his plan ready
he just has to wait

theodore is taking a huge shit in the bathroom
there isn't any toilet paper
theodore is upset
theodore regrets eating sand