Fuck Witcha

Moo: okay so last time was a complete disaster but....

RoastMasterV2: you want to start planning for the party dont you

Terroriser: im going to wrap you in bubble wrap

ChokingIsMyKink: thats a little extreme

WildHoe: idk i think its valid considering how accident prone evan is

ChokingIsMyKink: yea but brian doesnt need to baby him all the time

WildHoe: yk what craig dms

Moo: oh

RoastMasterV2: i promise to stay away from any and all sharp objects

Terroriser: lets just throw the party next week so evan has time to recover

RoastMasterV2: a little blood loss never killed anyone

Four07: something tells me thats just not true

Fitz: im sick of being in this apartment and watching brian take everything out of evans hands

Lui: oh?

Fitz: evan was trying to open an envelope so he grabbed the PLASTIC LETTER OPENER and brian took it from him like what do you think youre doing

Fitz: im SICK

Kryoz: brian rlly doesnt want to pay the rent by himself huh

Terroriser: why is this about me

Fitz: well i heard that im going to be meeting every bitch you guys have ever met at this party

Moo: yes its going to be a very grand affair

Four07: im down but would also like to be a part of the protecting evan squad

Four07: especially since his exes are gonna be there

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: arent YOU one of the exes?

Moo: damn even ur own bf is calling you out

RoastMasterV2: we ended on good terms!!

RoastMasterV2: (i have a loose definition of good terms)

Four07: girl fuck you

RoastMasterV2: aint no way youre offended after i was kidnapped for a month and a half and you moved on before we even broke up

Kryoz: scott im gonna be real you are NOT winning this one

Terroriser: ^^^^^^

Moo: okay let's have the party five days from now

RoastMasterV2: ill text jon

Kryoz: this party is gonna get crazy i already know

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and Fitz

Terroriser: evan and i are gonna be out for a bit but we'll pick up groceries on our way back, will you be alright?

Fitz: yea ill be good

Fitz: what are you two gonna be up to?

Terroriser: evan wants chicken nuggets and knowing him he'll want to go somewhere else

Terroriser: and we have to pick up his meds

Fitz: ah makes sense

Fitz: sorry you cant rlly get alone time with me here

Terroriser: nah its not a problem at all

Terroriser: let us know if you need anything from the store, alright?

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Terroriser

RoastMasterV2: <3

Terroriser: <3

RoastMasterV2: also side note i couldve swore i saw craig and tyler across the street

Terroriser: yea i definitely heard his gasp of shock

RoastMasterV2: i cant wait to ruin his life with you <3

Terroriser: i cant wait to ruin his life with YOU <3

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D.S.A.W.

Moo: so our operation has failed

Terroriser: as all your plans do

Moo: maybe we need to give it up

Fitz: and i was really rooting for them

ChokingIsMyKink: that just means we need a new plan

ChokingIsMyKink: bc istg

Terroriser: ur rlly invested in this arent you

ChokingIsMyKink: i dont want to hear another word out of you

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Now showing private messages between ChokingIsMyKink and RoastMasterV2

ChokingIsMyKink: dont fucking play with me

RoastMasterV2: um hello to you to??

ChokingIsMyKink: shut up

ChokingIsMyKink: look i dont know what fucking game youre playing here but stay away from brian

ChokingIsMyKink: i am working on something and it doesnt concern you in any conceivable way so just stay the fuck out of it

RoastMasterV2: i dont know what youre talking about??

ChokingIsMyKink: i swear if i have to spell this shit out for your dumb ass

ChokingIsMyKink: just because you live with brian does not mean you own him

ChokingIsMyKink: you cant hold his hand, you cant look at him all love struck, cant let him baby you the way that he does, and you cannot BE WITH HIM

RoastMasterV2: im still confused

ChokingIsMyKink: stay away from brian

ChokingIsMyKink: or else

RoastMasterV2: okay look

RoastMasterV2: idk why youre threatening me

RoastMasterV2: bc last time i checked you and brian are definitely exes as in not together and will never get back together so you dont fucking own him

RoastMasterV2: and idk if you know my track record but

RoastMasterV2: everyone who has EVER threatened me has had the worst happen to them

RoastMasterV2: so maybe YOU should back off

ChokingIsMyKink: oh i get it

ChokingIsMyKink: fuck you

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ISTG

RoastMasterV2: craig is a psycho !! confirmed !!

Terroriser: what did he say to you

RoastMasterV2 has sent 6 attachments.

Terroriser: im going to murder him

Kryoz: okay maybe we shouldnt jump to murder

Fitz: damn i thought ur breakup was amicable??? who knew he was this into you

RoastMasterV2: he WASNT until he realized that brian could actually find someone else and couldnt be craigs backup plan forever

Kryoz: more like his and tylers third the way he was talking to you

Kryoz: definitely will not leave you two alone together

Fitz: especially if he ever finds out you two are together

RoastMasterV2: yea

Terroriser: we can actually never tell him

Kryoz: well see its not fair that you two have to hide bc hes crazy

Kryoz: and tyler plays a big part in it two bc surely he knows whats happening??

RoastMasterV2: unless they broke up and now craig is pissed that he cant go running back to brian and hes realizing the consequences of his actions

RoastMasterV2: honestly if he keeps running his mouth to me im gonna make sure he regrets it

Terroriser: not worth it ev

RoastMasterV2: yea sure

Kryoz: one thing i know for sure is that id rather die than get on evans bad side

Fitz: do i want to know???

Terroriser: one thing about evan is that he can DO REVENGE

Kryoz: have you heard the great canadian saga that happened just a few months ago????

Kryoz: it involved an ex, an ex's ex-boyfriend, several fakings of death, an assassination, and at least two breakups

Fitz: ????

Fitz: i need to hear this

Terroriser: keep it in ur dms we dont need the spam

Terroriser: ev and i are busy

Kryoz: I NEED DATE PICS

RoastMasterV2: ill ruin your life.

Kryoz: have fun!!!!

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Now showing private messages between WildHoe and RoastMasterV2

WildHoe: i am so sorry about craig i dont know whats wrong with him

RoastMasterV2: oh hey tyler

RoastMasterV2: honestly its whatever

RoastMasterV2: i just hope he feels better soon

WildHoe: wdym??

RoastMasterV2: as someone whos been in a constant mental health crisis, i can recognize the symptoms and i hope he can get help

RoastMasterV2: i mean i think id lose it too if i realized that i left my boyfriend for someone i loved more only to realize that i just made the biggest mistake of my life

WildHoe: ouch???

RoastMasterV2: cmon tyler

RoastMasterV2: i dont want to say too much bc yk ur relationship and i dont know everything about it but its kinda obvious

RoastMasterV2: if craig is this upset at the IDEA that brian is over him/moving on, then what does that say about how he feels about you?

RoastMasterV2: again, not to say anything bad about u or ur relationship but i thought him and brian were going pretty strong, perhaps even talks of a ring or whatever, and craig gave it all up to be with you, right?

WildHoe: a ring??????

WildHoe: i didnt realize things were that serious

WildHoe: so u dont think craig really feels the same way?

RoastMasterV2: idk what he feels tbh

RoastMasterV2: but hes definitely upset that he cant have brian

WildHoe: then what does that mean for me?

RoastMasterV2: i dont know tyler

RoastMasterV2: maybe this is something you need to TALK TO HIM ABOUT

WildHoe: i was trying to be patient bc i knew craig was going through things but what youre saying makes a lot of sense too

RoastMasterV2: yk theres a difference between giving someone space and ignoring the problem entirely

RoastMasterV2: you just need to have a long talk with him

RoastMasterV2: one of those come to jesus moments

WildHoe: well yea ive tried but nothing seems to be working

RoastMasterV2: well you gotta put your foot down somewhere dude

RoastMasterV2: you cant keep doing this forever

RoastMasterV2: especially since it seems like brian is not going to change his mind, which only makes craig crazier

RoastMasterV2: not to mention the history between you two

RoastMasterV2: the whole cousin thing??? seems like hes always caught between two people

WildHoe: but he keeps coming back to me at least

RoastMasterV2: does he keep coming back or are you following him around?

RoastMasterV2: i just want you to be happy, tyler