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FuckBoi: okay but like what would that really accomplish

FuckBoi: and arent you like still wanted or something

Jon: i think its fine

Jon: honestly i just think ill lose it if i have to spend another winter in canada

FuckBoi: okayyyyyy thats fair but why do you want to move to literally the same city as everyone else?? you should just move in with me

FuckBoi: its close enough

Jon: i like that city! and ur like an HOUR away

FuckBoi: okay so ur saying that living and spending EVERY DAY with your boyfriend is such a punishment???

Jon: its not that

Jon: i just

FuckBoi: this is going against everything we agreed on jon

FuckBoi: evan has moved on, so we need to too

Jon: no yeah for sure

FuckBoi: just move in with me for now and then you can find ur own place in a few months

Jon: do you even have room for me?

FuckBoi: i live in a two bedroom

FuckBoi: and i thought about looking for a roommate anyways since the rent is going up

Jon: you dont think its too soon for us?

FuckBoi: so now you're planning to break up with me??

Jon: NO

FuckBoi: okay good

Jon: it just doesnt feel right

FuckBoi: well now im getting mixed signals

FuckBoi: but look, babe, we dont have to live together right now, but if this is about what i think its about then you need to tell me so we can work through it together

FuckBoi: i know its kind of a weird situation we have here considering we both have unsettled feelings for a certain someone, but we need to talk about it when it comes up so we can deal with it and move past it

FuckBoi: sometimes it feels like im the only one who was listening to the couples counselor

Jon: well you booked the appointment so i would hope so

FuckBoi: go fuck yourself

FuckBoi: just move in with me its easier

FuckBoi: dont ignore me

Jon: sorry i was looking at apts

FuckBoi: it always feels like im trying harder to make this relationship work than you are

FuckBoi: like im just some place holder until the love of your life comes in and sweeps you away

FuckBoi: why are you even dating me if all youre gonna do is think about yourself

Jon: its not like that

Jon: it really isnt

Jon: i want to try its just we've been mostly long distance and thats been working and i feel like maybe its not such a good idea to go from long distance between countries to moving in together

FuckBoi: okay why do you feel that way? what are some issues youre concerned about

Jon: idk if theyre issues necessarily its just

Jon: im worried about being around one another 24/7 and realizing that our relationship is not meant to last

Jon: because i feel like what we have now is really solid but

Jon: dont you sometimes wonder if its only so good because theres so much in between us?

FuckBoi: jon

FuckBoi: those are actually completely valid points

FuckBoi: and now that i think about it...yeah im worried about that too

FuckBoi: but i think we know more than most people that relationships can change so fast and they can change due to anything

FuckBoi: we shouldnt let our fears stop us from trying

FuckBoi: but i understand your point and it makes sense, where you're coming from

Jon: its not because i dont want this to work

Jon: maybe i just want it to work too much

FuckBoi: why dont you just look for an apartment in my area? or like between me and the city? so we're still close, but there's still a little distance, like a safety net

FuckBoi: i think we should try counseling again and this time you need to take it seriously

Jon: do we really need to

FuckBoi: it wouldnt hurt

FuckBoi: send me some of the places youre looking at

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Fuck Witcha

Jon: yeah idk its just something im thinking about

Moo: no i think thats really fair

Moo: it must be hard living in canada anyways

Jon: yeah it is and i think anthony is gonna move back too the other two r just gonna stay here

Jon: itll be nice to be closer to lucas too

WildHoe: you're not moving in with him?

Jon: no

Moo: trouble in paradise?

Jon: its not that

Jon: we've already been long distance for so long and im worried that a sudden jump in proximity will be too jarring for our relationship so ill find a place thats close by and see what happens yk

Moo: yk thats actually really smart and thought out i wasnt expecting that from you

Jon: okay fuck you

Fitz: do i know lucas?

Kryoz: he was literally at the party i saw you two talking

Fitz: i talk to a lot of people

Kryoz: you're such a prick

Kryoz: i hope someone steals your man from you

Kryoz: or maybe ill do it myself

Fitz: FUCK YOU

Fitz: SWAGS WOULD NEVER DATE YOU YOURE A TOTAL NIGHTMARE

Lui: anyone else getting crazy enemies to lovers from these two

Moo: yeah definitely

Fitz: what the hell

Kryoz: he wants me so bad </3

Fitz: i want your head on a stick

Kryoz: so you want me?

WildHoe: why is john the smoothest mf

Kryoz: the better question would be why did you let me get away?

Lui: he didn't even kiss the brick before he threw it holy shit

Moo: do we really need to start relationship drama rn

Terroriser: oh thats rich coming from you

Moo: oh go fuck yourself brian

Moo: why don't you surgically attach yourself to evan since clearly he's the only person you can even tolerate anymore

Terroriser: youre such a miserable prick

Terroriser: oh boo hoo im brock and i need everyone else to be miserable bc im sad and lonely

Terroriser: you know thats your own fucking fault too whys it MY problem that your life is so shit

Moo: this is why youre so miserably single brian because who the fuck would put up with all the crap that comes out of your mouth

Four07: guys there's no need to fight

Moo: FUCK YOU SCOTTY

Terroriser: you know brock at least when IM miserable about being single i dont take it out on other people

Terroriser: but i guess not having a guaranteed lay must be really hard for you

WildHoe: john youre the one who didnt want to keep trying to make things work

Kryoz: because youre so indecisive about what you want!

Kryoz: flip flopping back and forth instead of keeping firm on your decision with your ex and i cant live like that

Kryoz: i dont want to feel like one day im gonna wake up and be the second choice i deserve more than that

WildHoe: well thats not fair john you know its complicated

Fitz: i feel like there's seven arguments happening all at once

Kryoz: if i was there with you the only argument that'd be happening is between our tongues

Lui: WHAT THE FUCK

WildHoe: see john how is anyone meant to take you seriously

Kryoz: they take me more seriously than someone who still keeps tabs on his ex whos in JAIL because hes a fucking PSYCHO and was CHEATING ON YOU THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME

WildHoe: thats not true

Four07: no hes definitely in jail

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: and he's definitely crazy

Moo: and you keep updating us on whats happening with him

Terroriser: and he was cheating on you the whole time

Terroriser: and apparently cheating on me too but i havent gone to enough therapy to joke about that

Fitz: also he broke evans wrist

Terroriser: and tried to kill him!

Lui: yeah tyler i hate to say it but john is right tyler youre kinda in no position to judge him

WildHoe: so he just gets to be bitter and a little bitch and i cant do anything about it?

Kryoz: bitter? oh you are giving yourself WAY too much credit there

Kryoz: i cant be bitter bc in order for me to be bitter you have to have something to be jealous of and you dont

WildHoe: whats that supposed to mean

Kryoz: and now you cant fucking read either???

Moo: also @ brian FUCK YOU i am NOT miserable and my life isnt defined by sex okay

Terroriser: sounds like someone's bitter!

Moo: youre so lucky i dont know where you live

Fitz: bc tylers ex is crazy and sent him and evan into witness protection basically

WildHoe: why are we making this about me

Kryoz: why are you so desperate to defend your dumbass decisions???

Jon: holy fuck what has this chat devolved into

Four07: yeah everyones just losing it lately

Moo: speaking of losing it wheres evan

Terroriser: what the fuck is that supposed to mean

Terroriser: like why would you phrase it like that thats so fucked up

Moo: dude relax its a joke

Terroriser: and hows it funny what the fuck is wrong with you

Terroriser: no seriously why the fuck would you say that brock

Four07: yeah honestly that was kinda weird behavior brock

BasicallyIGetFucked: esp since he hasnt even said anything

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: dude evan isnt fucking two we dont have to so sensitive around him besides isnt he like fine now

Terroriser: doesnt matter what gives brock the right to say that other than to just be a shitty person

WildHoe: that seems like a harsh judge of character

Kryoz: wow

Kryoz: i cant believe you're talking about a judge of character !!!!!

Moo: brian it was NOT that deep

Terroriser: then say youre sorry wth

Moo: evan isnt even here ??? why are you sucking his dick so bad

Kryoz: so calling someone out for an inappropriate and insulting joke is sucking someone's dick now? just say sorry brock wtf

Lui: yeah honestly brock just take the L

WildHoe: we dont even know if evan cares about it

Terroriser: no fuck that that was a fucked up joke and you shouldnt have said it

Terroriser: also btw evan said he's not talking in this gc again until everyone gets over themselves, pigs fly, or he's getting married so that he can rub it in everyone's desperately single faces

Moo: see how come he can say that but what i said is out of line

Terroriser: im telling you it was fucked up, brock. that should be enough

Moo: well its not ur literally just crashing out for no reason

Terroriser: fuck you guys this is why the groupchat is dead

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Neigh-WHORES

Pasta: hi guys!! i had some friends over yesterday and we did a bunch of baking and i now realize that i severely overestimated how much of this i can really consume so i was wondering if y'all wanted some!!

Pasta has sent 3 attachments.

Pasta: i mean i def have my big back moments but this is WAYYYY too much so srsly take some

RoastMasterV2: omg wait that looks incredible

RoastMasterV2: im on my way home from work rn so i will see you soon

Terroriser: holy fuck pasta

Terroriser: wait how about i just order food and we can all eat together

Pasta: omg you literally dont have to i just wanted to share since yall have been so nice to me

Pasta: and like half my furniture is still in yalls apartment

Terroriser: its fine

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Terroriser: are you home rn

Pasta: yeah y

Terroriser: i need to ask you about something

Pasta: what's up?

Terroriser: its not something i can talk about over text

Terroriser: ill be over in a sec